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  1. Linkermann

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    :: Otter Whiskers ::

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    Simple version of a character I've been working on.

    Name: 'Rain
    Real name: Unknown
    Race: Human

    HP: 650
    SP: infinite/not needed
    Atk: 120
    Def: 80
    Mind/Spirit: 450
    Speed: 70

    Skills:
    Rain affinity - Rain makes him cheerful. ; Rain heals 5% of his HP and SP each turn. ; Rain gives bonus thunder damage to his normal and magic attacks.
    Call rain - Makes it rain.

    Quote:
    "Let there be rain!"
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    Fair enough.

    That wasn't an insult, Rice. In order to know if somebody's good at something you yourself have to be good at that something. What that means, for us, is that I shouldn't bother explaining crap to you because you won't understand it and I should ignore your opinions on certain topics because, frankly, you know dick all about them.

    Must stamp out that which is different. Must stamp out that which is better. The dual mentalities which eventually form within every individual within a group.
     
  3. CallMeMaggot

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  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'll never understand you, Maggot. I'll never understand what it's like to subconsciously shut out information because I'm a petty, shallow, egotistical individual. Be happy with the knowledge that I can't get into your mind.
     
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  5. Schnookums

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  6. Manicute

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    (¨¨¨¨^_^)p uh, The Member Formerly Known As Baya do me now<4
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    That was me. Didn't know it was an issue. I'll just undo it.
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    No, leave it. It just doesn't feel right that ED is referencing itself.
     
  10. Schnookums

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    Too late. You have a valid point so thanks for the feedback.
     
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  11. CallMeMaggot

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    I know, I know..
     
  12. Harpoons

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    No he doesn't, what the fuck is wrong with you?
     
  13. BMO

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    President Clinton gave testiphony when he pointed his finger at the American public and said,"I did not have sex with that woman."
     
  14. Schnookums

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    Name one user here who doesn't have issues.
     
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  15. Harpoons

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    That wasn't quite what I was getting at.
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  16. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    Things that are wrong with this post:
    1) Telling The Member Formerly Known As Baya he's right. Occasionally he manages to get some wood on one, but much like a monkey throwing shit at a wall, if he does happen to create a fecal masterpiece, you don't want to encourage him.
    2) Thanking him for his fucking feedback!!! This is like handing the monkey a fire hose hooked up to a pump full of elephant shit.
     
  17. BMO

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    Anonymous1: Hey guys, is the Ipad 2 worth getting? Anonymous2: >2011 >still using Apple products >ISHYGDDT
     
  18. Aroukar

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    Name: Eric Gordon
    Race: White
    Class: Emo

    HP: 300
    MP: 250
    Defense: 5
    M. Resist: 0
    Speed: 32
    Endurance: 5
    Strength: 1

    Race/Class Abilities:

    -White Privilege: Whites receive preferential treatment, and service when engaging with a merchant, medic, lawyers, etc. (35% better deals)
    -Bubble Boy: As a result of being raised, sheltered from diseases, sun, and street smarts, the player character is 25% more likely of contracting diseases, sunburns, and ass rape.
    -Unique: You have a mild form of Autism. Social interactions are awkward at best. Thankfully, you can tell everyone that you have autism so that they'll give you special treatment. (-80% normal speech skill, Using this ability allows you to get what you want, using the autism as an excuse)
    -Unhealing Wounds: By cutting your wrists, wearing crap clothing, and listening to shit you'll get the attention you've never had from mommy and daddy. Unfortunately, the attention will never be enough, and you'll be constantly looking for the next way to show off. The player sacrifices 100 HP. If the attention is focused on him, he gains buffs to his magic skills. Every time this ability is used the sacrifice is doubled (i.e. 100, 200, 400, 800, ...). If the player kills himself the rest of the party benefits from his death by increasing their stats by 1000 permanently.

    Summons:

    Mom: To summon Mom, you need to call her on your phone. When she appears she will give your favorite blanket, and send you to grandma's house. Meanwhile, she will call the parent's of the enemy team and tell them to punish their children. If successful the enemy team flees.
     
  19. BMO

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    Damn! Joe is whipped!
     
  20. Schnookums

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    Who would the final boss be?
     
  21. Aroukar

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    Make it up. I'm no fucking dungeon master.
     
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    Neither am I. Someone else can do it. Was going to say Chuck Norris...
     
  23. uberfukken

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    It's not my fault the rest of the internet sucks balls.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yes, it is. Stop making the internet suck, Uber! God damn.
     
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  25. BMO

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    "I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi
     
  26. Schnookums

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    You're just jealous of Uber!
     
  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yes, I'm very jealous of his curls.
     
  28. Schnookums

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    [​IMG]
     
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  29. Aroukar

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    Hell no.
     
  30. BMO

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    Eddie Guerrero One of the best wrestlers and most characteristic of all time.