If Jesus is the answer............

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    then what was the question?
     
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    It goes in the pooper?
     
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    No, it goes in Jesus.
     
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    Jesus isn't the answer. Jesus is the question. Sex is the answer.
     
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    "We already live in an illiterate wasteland surrounded by Kikes and Romans! Nothing can make this worse, right?"
     
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    "Who is your lord and savior ?"
    "Who is the only true god ?"
    "What can save you from eternal damnation and suffering in the lake of fire ?"

    Pick any one.
     
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    all of teh above
     
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    Jesus was jewish, are jews the answer?
    Of course not.

    Are jews the problem?
    Yes.
     
  13. Ronny

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    So if Jesus the jew is the problem, then what is the solution?
     
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    Was there ever a valid question?
     
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    Sometimes people get infused with the Holy Spirit and feel moved to praise the Lord when in church. Other times, people hop in the confessional and defile one another in a host of unseemly and sticky ways. It is not my place to question the Lord.
     
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    Of whom?
     
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