If I ever decided t cut of my penis?

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  1. Emily

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    What should I use to cut it of?
     
  2. Rape Train

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    Smash it off with a hammer
     
  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    You should always consult a trained professional such as a doctor before even considering a drastic change in your lifestyle such as this.
     
  4. Emily

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    tl:dr

    I'm a DIY person.
     
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    So you're going to craft your own vagina?

    Sorry, but you would probably die from the blood loss and even if you did survive, the "vagina" would look like a mushy red swollen mess.
     
  6. Tom

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    Nothing, dont even try cutting it off.
     
  7. Rape Train

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    Stop not encouraging Emily to make mistakes.
     
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    Knife. You cant go wrong with the classics.
     
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    you say this because you want it.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Why do you hate your penis so much? What has it ever done to you?
     
  11. Emily

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    You have clearly never seen a DIY nullification.
     
  12. Tom

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    No, I dont want her penis, I already have on in my ass right now.
     
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    Besides Emily, I find you sexually attractive enough as a boy.
     
  14. Emily

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    It's either continue as an Adonis, or have the chance to end up as a plastic doll.

    Doesn't make stuff easy.
     
  15. lulzbomb

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    TMI . You could all ways go for double penetration .
     
  16. Tom

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    No, I dont really like double penetration that much. The one time I tried it, it felt really awkward.
     
  17. lulzbomb

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    Why am I not surprised ?
     
  18. Beefcake

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    This should get the job done rather well.
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    Cut it off and send it to me so I can use it as an action dildo to fight crime. Make sure you have an erection when you cut it so I get more meat.
     
  20. Baya Rae 4900

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    You could use a giant pair of scissors or shears for added style.

    Awww, S4 has a soft spot for people with psychologically debilitating birth defects.

    Or, you know, you could stop being a self-centred cunt and dedicate your (currently worthless) life to something worthwhile. I say this as a friend. I know that you have female brain, which makes you self-centred beyond reproach, but there must be some part of you that's altruistic.
     
  21. TheDude2894

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    Shove it in a wood chipper for maximum lulz.
     
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    Since you're gay, Emily, why not stick it as deep as your girth allows inside a newborn boy and let the natural tightness of his unspoiled, elastic asshole slowly cut off circulation until your cock just naturally drops off? Then post about it on eunucharchive.com
     
  24. Emily

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    I'm not gay.
     
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  26. Lloyd

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    I'd just like to interject for a moment. You consider yourself female, right? I mean what with the gender dysphoria and all. And, if I'm not mistaken, you like girls?

    Because that would technically make you gay, or lesbian to be specific. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
     
  27. Emily

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    You are right.

    I'm weird, but I don't sex guize, and why do people keep forgetting this?
     
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    If that's what you're into then I say do it and post pics.
     
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  30. Lloyd

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    You can't deny logic, baby.
     
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    Listen, bro - you're a guy who's into wearing G-strings and push-up bras. Dude, you're a guy who "feels" like a woman, deep down, just like how a furry "feels" like an eagle deep down. Fellah, you probably squat when you pee, for shame of whipping it out like a man. MAN! You're into women and want to be one. Sir, that's like Buffalo Bill caked in sparkles, skin suit complete. You're gay in a roundabout way, hommie.