If I cook a live baby in the microwave long enough

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  1. Evilea

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    Will it explode
     
  2. Likeicare

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    When I was little I did that to a lizard and it's neck exploaded.
    So, yeah, probably.
     
  4. uberfukken

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    I fucking love your sig
     
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  7. Lyle

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    All I can think about is that when you open the microwave it'll smell like burned shit.
     
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    Way to stay on topic.
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    Are you being sarcastic, dude?
     
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    No.
    Only after I posted that did I remember what the topic was.
     
  11. uberfukken

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    i grew up in lizard country and never once did i contemplate throwing one in the fucking microwave
     
  12. oddguy

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    Ah, but you see: I lived in the city my entire life. So in the rare cases I got to see a lizard, it was time to experiment.
     
  13. uberfukken

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    tell us about the dog you suffocated a few years later
     
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    So naturally you threw a living creature in the microwave.

    I guess it's some sort of genetic memory with Jews and ovens.
     
  15. Baya Rae 4900

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    ITT we learn that Oddguy is a sociopath. Or just Jewish. Is there really a difference?
     
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    Thermal burns, probably cooked internal organs. And assuming you are in a state that hands out the death penalty like every place should, you'll get executed, you should waive your appeals and get executed quickly like every asspie faggot should.