if hitler won WWII

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    what do YOU think would happen?

    the theory goes that german U-boats would place themselves along the eastern coast of the US, and launch V2 rockets armed with atomic warheads. apparently germany discovered nuclear power in 1943m before the US. New york and Boston would be the Us's hiroshima and nagasaki. With two cities reduced to rubble, and in terror, the US uncoditionally surrenders to germany.

    of course, that is only the theory of some. whats your take, EDF?
     
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    What do you mean "if" he won?
     
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    i mean if he didnt get pwned in the winter at stalingrad, if the british hadnt bombed the piss out of berlin. rather, he gains ground, and takes russia, aafrica, and the UK
     
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    In this parallel world, does America join in WW2, or do the Nazis win before the Americans become involved?
     
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    right in the heat of the war, after pearl harbor, but before the US invades okinowa
     
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    I'm way too drunk to decide on what I think would happen, but there's some flaw in what you just said. I can't think of what it is, but I'll get to it in the morning.
    It's something to do with "How would the Germans win the eastern theater if Americans were still fighting it?" I think. I don't know. Alcohol is silly.
     
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    i suppose i could explain, but youre drunk. so might as well cut my losses and call the thread dead.
     
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    That's the spirit.
     
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    if Germany won WWII Japan was supposed to get australia.
    knowing japans track record with invasions rape would have been on the cards.
     
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    Knowing abbos, the Japanese might have wound up with one Hell of an orgy.
     
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    from what i was told (it could all be bullshit) the japs would invade and murder all the menfolk and used the women as pleasure girls.
    but, who knows, if germany did win WWII they might have just fucked up the japs too.
     
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    i think that after the US surrenders to germany, Hitler would probably place himself as fuher of the united states, making one big nazi empire consisting of africa, russia, and the US. Then, like in france, hitler would mold the Us to his image, using propaganda and such, in all aspects of american life. The americans themselves would probably be rounded up like the jews and dealt with, at least any that werent willing to be used as slave labor as hitler would use them to mass produce quality products to sell to the other countries to fund his empire.
     
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    Hitler would rule the planet with an iron fist,like in the book "nineteen eighty four" by george orwell. Hitler would be called "big brother" and would watch us all
     
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    Another scenario: germany and its aquisitions would calls themselves the germannian empire, develop giant robots as weapons, invade united states in the year 1999 , rename america area 69, and strip the americans of their rights freedom and culture lol

    Americans would be referred to as 69s instead of americans
     
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    Eh, killed 6million Jews, that's a win
     
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    The only way he could've possibly won is if he hadn't invaded the USSR at all.
     
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