If gay marriage is legalized...

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    If gay marriage is legalized, and 2 women get married, do they need a house with 2 kitchens, or do they just share one? And how do they get money for the food they need to make? And who the hell are they making sammiches for?!
     
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    Oh a sexist joke about TWO women in the kitchen. How fucking original. Please kill yourself for being an unfunny faggot.
     
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    I never understood homosexuals don't advocate the reduction of power for that which "oppresses" them, the government.

    Oh yeah, it's because they're retarded.
     
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    facebook is blowing up about gay wedding bullshit again and i used to say 'WHO CARES'

    but ive noticed most homosexuals are really fucking overdramatic faggots with victim complexes. i think im going to troll them.

    in fact, would anyone like to start a fake pseudo-religious/political group and troll them and other wankers with victim complexes?

    even if you are blatantly obvious about your trolling they get ultra butt hurt. its pretty funny for ten minutes.
     
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    I've decided to get more aggressive with trolling on facebook because fuck shit, rape the system, kill its children.
     
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    fb's a shithole full of shit, we already knew that. Today i'm gonna find out where are the retard in on my friends list and stone 'em to death
     
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    If the couples are hot, it should be enforced by the law to allow people to watch.
    for science of course

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    to watch 'em make sandwiches?
     
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    I care about gay marriage as much as I do abortion. Neither affect me, so I don't give a shit at all.
     
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    Fuck you rev, I'm not reading that barely legible font color
     
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    How many homos live in California? i heard it was only ten thousand or so.
     
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    Thirty six million, apparently.
     
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    Cali is like 80% homo. And San Fran is homo capital of the world.
     
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    Actually,a few weeks ago, Tel-aviv was voted the gayest city in the world.
    I wanted to post that in "News" but got lazy.
     
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    Hmm, interdasting. Guess San Fran's just the homo capital of the US then.

    Googling "Tel-aviv gay capital", I found the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...umps-New-York-named-worlds-best-gay-city.html

    It looks like San Fran's not even on the list, although it does say "popular destinations for gay travelers"
    WORLD'S TOP GAY CITIES

    The most popular destinations for gay travellers, as voted for by readers of GayCities.com, are:
    1. Tel Aviv - 43 per cent
    2. New York - 14 per cent
    3. Toronto - 7 per cent
    4. Sao Paolo - 6 per cent
    5= London - 5 per cent
    Madrid - 5 per cent

    7. New Orleans - 4 per cent
    8. Mexico City - 4 per cent

    San Fran is still the city I think of when I think of homos.
     
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    Women share everything, whether it be kitchens or sandwiches. They just need to be a little bit bigger.
     
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    Popular destinations for homos means the homos flock there, but they don't live there. That's why San Fran didn't make it.
     
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    That's what I was thinking. So I'm sticking with San Fran being the homo capital of the world.