If EDF2 had ads, what would you click on?

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  1. zaiger

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    Give me some keywords. If we had ads what would interest you? I'm not saying that you have to click on anything, however pretend for a moment that you had money and were the kind of person who bought things on the Internet. What kinds of things would you buy?
     
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    Smartphones
    Screen protectors
    Game ad ons
    Video games
    obscure DVD movies

    Old gaming shit

    Ebooks

    GOOD downloadable apps for Android.

    things like that.
    I buy those things.
     
  3. Ramsey Bolton

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    lets not beat around the bush shall we
    give us porn ads
    lots of porn ads
     
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    I am trying out something else before we head to porn lol
     
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    You want to appeal to EDiots? I'm going to go out on a limb and say hentai, eroge and generally anything from JastUSA.

    In all seriousness, just go with porn, @zaiger. It's a sure bet. And it's not like this place is SFW anyway.
     
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    Can i have ads for Furry Porn?
     
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    Can you see them? In the header.
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    ads for ohinternet, obviously
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    Gathering data...
    Please allow up to 3 hours for this zone to activate. Contact customer service with any questions.
     
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    Nobody in their right mind actually clicks on pr0n ads. You'd have more luck with adult "dating", video games, software, weeaboo shit and maybe tech gadgets/hardware.
     
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    Ok well I just wanted to see if it works. I am not going to put it back up until I talk it over with the other admins to make sure it's kosher.
    I added like 90% technology keywords and 10% music/random garbage
     
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    Could always bring back ED merchandise, and advertise chan4chan store shit?
     
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    Was thinking about making a batch of shirts. I know someone who runs a screen print shop so I could probably get them cheap, which means we could sell them cheap.
     
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    I like this idea. The less furry porn ads I have to see the better.
     
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    could allways inflate the price on them anyway, so ED makes plenty of profit to keep the server costs maintained.
    Fuck you and what you prefer! i want my yiff!
     
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    I will click anything cute.
     
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    It's not worth doing unless we make at least enough to pay for at least half of our server costs each month imo. We would have to sell like 30 shirts at $10 profit each to do that. I have a design already thanks to @endsenten, they will pretty much be the logo from the wiki. Old ED never sold any t-shirts with the logo on them, so I think people would want them as it is something that hasn't been done before.
     
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    I will disable the ad-block on the wiki.
     
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    Don't sell any Trollface or Foreveralone T-Shirts that's just faggotry and shit.

    I do remember seeing shirts in an ad with the ae symbol, but was that just a mockup?
     
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    There was a black shirt with an ae on it but it was way different than the site logo.

    No meme shirts, we are only going to make up one shirt design, and like I said it will be the site logo.
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    Instead of saying "And nothing of value was lost" it will say "Encyclopaedia Dramatica" with a smaller encyclopediadramatica.ch either under it or on the back.
     
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    Where does the lollershop money go? Just curious.
     
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    actually scratch that porn idea
    CANCER ADS GENTLEMEN AND LADIES


    time to troll moral fags
     
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    With the wreath nice.
    Girlvinyl will be pissed off if they sell like hotcakes.
     
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    lollershop money pays for girlvinyl's astronomical food budget.
     
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    Oh and i think two flavours are in order.
    the Logo and a T-Shirt of Cigarsex.