Idiots raise their child as "theyby"

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  1. dropdatwat

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  2. Linkermann

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    It's the same in Hungary. You can't just name your child anything, and that's the way it should be.

    All you need to do is follow the link to the source to see she's in a "normal" marriage (if anything about this can be called normal).
     
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    It's really just a matter of style.

    Do you mean apostrophe+s or apostrophes? It's difficult to tell looking at your sloppy writing.
    You're using horrible slang. Pick up any book on an academic subject and try to find a lot of apostrophes next to each other. You won't.
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no

    i mean single quotation marks
    which were employed because i was using them with a word inside a phrase that was itself a quotation
    same symbol with different usage/meaning
    why are you trying to educate me on punctuation when you so blatantly don't understand it yourself
    take a break from sucking nigger dick and read a book sometime you 45-chromosome faggot

    usage determines correctness
    putting multiple quotation marks around words/phrases to denote sarcasm is Common Practice on the internet
    and in case you haven't noticed
    This Is The Internet
    but have fun pretending to be an overeducated shithead while in fact being retarded i guess
     
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    oh man

    you're arguing with a hungarian about english
    because he went to university he has opinions

    what are you doing
     
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    Lol fag
     
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    shit man if i'd known he was hungarian i wouldn't have bothered
     
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  8. >Kid chooses to be christian
    IT IS OPRESSION
    >Parents force kid to be gendersless liquid permatransportsexual shamalamadingdong
    This is normal
     
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    I'll take "shit that never happens" for 500, Alex.
     
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    To be fair, at least kids raised in Christian families don't get branded with an incredibly retarded legal name. And Christian kids aren't used by the parents as some sort of retarded activism unless it's like some extremists.
     
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    Is Zoomer a real name by the way?
     
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    Seems it's not, but it's still less of a burden to bear than being known as theyby, at that point you might as well name your kid "andwhat", now that's what cocktail party effect is made of.

    Found some clickbait blogshitter who's proud being called Zoomer Buzz and a wikia dedicated to a kids' tv show called Zoom, the three fans of it probably call themselves Zoomers. The credibility of the name, Zoomed.

    A Binnish writer with a mental condition, Ilmari Kianto, tried to name one of his kids as "Otso Piru Perkele", which translates to "Otso the Fucking Devil". The surname Otso is not unusual but not common and traditionally it means a bear. None of his kids had a normal name, or how does "Wiena Karma Sirkka Salama Kesäheinä Saarenruusu Pikkuhilkka" sound like? Translated it makes as much sense: "Wiena Karma Grasshopper Lightning-Bolt Summergrass Rose-of-Island small Hilkka".
     
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    Do you call boys and girls Hebies and Shebies?
    Go home Kyl no one invited you or your 2018 ass name
     
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    Sometimes unusual parents can do some good, though

    There's some guy who made his kid play through each generation of video games, starting from like early 80's games like Pac-Man and Donkey Kong, though to the current generation which at the time was the seventh one. Kid ended up beating Spelunky with the Hell ending at age 8.

    Though something like this is just gay
     
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    i dunno that dad sounds like he's trying to live vicariously through his child with video games
     
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    idk about finland but giving your kids retarded names is the national pastime of new zealand

    there are many times it's gotten to the point where the courts had to get involved

    one judge had to expressly prohibit a couple from naming their daughter "talula does the hula from hawaii"

    tbf i can think of much worse ways to teach a child the value of hard work
     
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    I read about that when I was like 12. Didn't CPS take her away or something?
     
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    I think the modern reason for giving the kids a shitty or bizarre name instead of an abortion is because they're an accessory like the newest iPhone.
    A hundred years ago they were replaceable labor force so maybe the naming practices were aligned with that, even with those weird names.

    Here the current trend is to give a stupid second name which is not an actual name, but somehow their surnames are almost as bad.
    Oftentimes the second name is just a word for some item. Like these examples: Crystal Spatula Swatter, Elmer Bell-Pepper Hill, Patrick Screwdriver Bilge Cloverfield
     
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    Why do mass media organisations insist that fringe fuckwits like this should be respected and regarded as normal instead of trolled into oblivion and removed from their unfortunate offspring?
     
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    Mass media is propaganda.
     
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    Dare I guess whose propaganda?
     
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    something like that yeah

    vomitrocious but accurate

    naming practices in the west have been weird throughout the years

    "we don't want you earning a nickname so we're just gonna try to preempt the whole process"

    more dysfunctional families = more dysfunctional societies
    more dysfunctional societies = more scared people watching the news
    more scared people watching the news = more money