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Discussion in 'News' started by Edgeworth, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Edgeworth

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    http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/steve-jobs-apple-ceo-dies/story?id=14383813
     
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    now we wont have the guy who created those mobile devices that we can do a bunch of cool shit with anymore.
     
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    bill gates is fapping furiously.
     
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    The media headlines should all be "Steve Jobs: Death of a ladies man".........
    As a Mac user I'm very disappointed he's never going to read the erotic fan fiction I wrote in his honor :(
     
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    He was an hero to all the faggots of the world
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  7. I_Cant

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    Pity, he was a great man.
     
  8. CastIronVagina

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    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
     
  9. I_Cant

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    sort of fixed
    Jobs_iPod.
     
  10. FeelinSoFlyLikeaSK-47

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    Oh man. The world feels so empty now....
     
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    He's in iHeaven now...</3
     
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  14. I_Cant

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    we all sad bro, we all sad :(

    who's going to sell overpriced, underpowered, non-standard PCs and devices now?
     
  15. CastIronVagina

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    Sucking ipenis /w Hookers & Blow.
     
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    Whatever you say, bro.
     
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  19. I_Cant

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    a man is not dead while his name is still spoken...

    well he is, but that doesn't mean that his influence on the world has reached a close just yet
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    And nothing of value is or was lost
     
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    Your Ipad, Ipod, and Imac will not do you any good in hell stevie boy.

    The devil uses PC.
     
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    bye
     
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    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I fail...
     
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    Screw it here it is:

    The clock reads 11:40. I shouldn't be doing this. Twenty minutes before my lunch break, but what the hell. I'm IT. They don't care about me. Getting up from my desk, I crack the door open, and make sure the hallway's empty. I hurriedly walk down, and turn right. There are two doors, one with a picture of a man on it, and the other, with a picture of a woman. I like women, so I go into the women's restroom.

    I really shouldn't be doing this, but I have been for the past 5 years, and no one's the wiser. I walk past the first two stalls, and enter the third. I close the door behind me. click. Sounds just like the noise of mouse. clink. The noise of an unfastening belt is like a screw dropping on the floor. As my pants fall down, I close my eyes and dream of my Macintosh OS X and my iPads waiting for me back in my office and at home.

    Pictures of Steve Jobs fill my head and my enormous, pulsating 4 inch erection fills my hand. He's turned me off and on, and I'm ready. My face blushes a deep crimson. I imagine my cock entering ass, an asshole as smooth as my MacBook Pro. ``oh, oh, ohhh'' a soft moan to accompany the noises of my hand rubbing my dick. I'm just about to have an orgasm when the door opens.

    I hear a woman's voice. ``Hey...'' My eyes crack open and see Tanya, a girl in her late 40's from marketing, with the door in her hand. My orgasm's temporarily locked up like a Windows box. ``Hey.'' I manage a weak grin. As my erection begins to weaken, I realize the problem: She's interrupted my train of thought! I can't focus on my beloved Apple computers! But an idea hits me. ``Let's go back to the server room. Less people there,'' I grunt out. She giggles. ``yeah, I've always thought you're sexy... so smart, and...'' My finger goes to her lips. ``You are the Apple of my i. Let me be your Lion, Snow Tiger.'' ``My husband hasn't been very aroused by me lately, make me feel like a woman again.'' ``I love Apple.'' We rush down to the server room and make passionate love for hours. And as I fall into deep relaxation with the pumping motion of my cock, as her folds of fat tremble and flap, I close my eyes and imagine Steve Jobs in her place.
     
  25. CastIronVagina

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    Stopped right there. :T
     
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    Wow this really sux, and I'm on a PC!
     
  27. Squall741

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    I wonder what was he's last words.
     
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    RIP you amazing bastard. Thanks for proving that all computers geeks have to do to be rich and powerful is sell over priced junk to arttards at half the work. :jesus:
     
  29. Lloyd

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  30. DDshoeshowz

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    I am saddened at the loss of a human life, regardless of the name attached.

    ...ok, I'm ready for the flames.