Ideal city for a recent grad?

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    Question for EDF2.
    Where would a person who has recently graduated from secondary school be able to live relatively comfortably? This person would prefer an urban-ish setting on the east coast, far away from the suburbs, where snow may fall during the winters. He/she plans to stay in a 2-3 bedroom apartment, with a roomie, and work a 9-5 job at "A Place". This person would like to be situated near a selection of clubs and lounges (or bars), and a few artsy centers. If you know of a place like this, please tell me, and I will pass this information along to "this person".
     
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    Depends on what "a place" is. What is this hypothetical degree in?
     
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    Can't say about "A Place", but this person is getting a B.A. in Journalism/Communications.
     
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    Anywhere near south or west of tennessee and north carolina are out of the question, regarding frequent snow.

    Avoid Atlanta Metro if you want to avoid suburban areas.
     
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    Gainesville, Georgia isn't TOO bad if you are into bars and sluts from the all girls school down the block. You'll just have to compete with her brother for who gets to fuck her.

    Newspaper company runs out of their, too. Gainesville Times or some shit.
     
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    Gainesville isn't snowy enough.

    His best bet would be New England.

    Maybe @ChristianWarrior94 might be of assistance, there. I'm sure with all the missionary work he does or has done, he'll know the best spots for a graduate to live at.

    Then again, he would probably flat-out refuse being a good Samaritan.
     
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    New Hampshire. I hear they're pretty up on things up that way.
     
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    I would love to visit New England, one day, during autumn. Dem maple trees.

    I would also like to visit David's workplace and troll the hell out of him for the lulz, when he's on shift.

    I'll bring him flowers.
     
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    "This Person" sounds like a complete wanker, and more than a little bit of a douche.

    Tell "This Person" to move to Gary, IN. It's fucking lovely all year round*. It'll also make them appreciate their life (for the short amount of time they continue to have it).


    *: If you like freezing winters, stinking summers, murderous niggers and nothing to do all day & night except smoke crack and dodge bullets.
     
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    Yes, go to Qatar and work for AJE faggot
     
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    Stats say if you don't actually graduate WITH a job offer, your median income will be 20,000 for the rest of your life.
     
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    That's pretty average...









    If it's 1990.
     
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    well people without job offers tend to have shit degrees, and be shit, and are destined to work min wage.
     
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    San Francisco. Nice employment. Nice clubs. Nice centers. Lots of young people.
     
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    But that's out west.

    He wants east.

    Read the whole fucking post.
     
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    Seku's already half way to San Francisco, if you know what I mean.
     
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    I don't understand.

    Seku's a raging faggot who indulges in unprotected anal sex with strangers and hobos, but I don't understand what his geographical location has to do with this.
     
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    I don't believe in the east coast. Tis a myth. I've seen thine high fantasy serial "Jersey Shore"

    You and Seku make me sick.
     
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    Nice Parades.

    Nice AIDS.

    Nice Cemeteries.
     
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    You've seen sicker shit in those communal showers, I'm sure.

    I'm sure there's a correlation between those three things.
     
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    This isn't really on topic, but that's never stopped me before

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    sekushi is a pretty big faggot.
     
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    That's pretty redundant, since it's obvious.
     
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    There's quite honestly no where that's "far" from the suburbs.

    I don't go to any of this kind of crap so I couldn't help.

    New England is a fantastic place to live even though religion may not be as prominent (well considering most people in the South are wrong it doesn't make a difference, really). The lack of niggers and crime (coincidentally) is glorious.
     
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    Why is Journalism such a terrible concentration? I have other considerations, but journalism is my thing at the moment.
    I'm also pursuing Commercial Art/Design. That and Computer Science are two of the fastest growing career fields in America.