I'd like to hear your theories.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    So far I've been accused of being a neckbeard, a basement dweller, a drug dealer, a CIA agent, an FBI agent, a rogue AI, an Aboriginal and many others. I've also been accused of being an American but I can't tell if that was meant as an insult or not. I'd like to hear other theories on who and what The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 is.
     
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    I like to think The Member Formerly Known As Baya is in a constant state of eternal sadness
     
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    I never answered you as to how old I thought you were, so I'll have a go now. Let's see... I kind of want to say mid-30s, but unless you're a permavirgin living with your mom I doubt you'd have those random emo threads. So you're either a mid-30 permavirgin living with your mom, or you're a mature 18-20 year old virgin still going through puberty.
     
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  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    I have absolutely no interest in power or fame.

    Are you saying that nobody who has gotten laid has bouts of emoness, female dude? I'm certain that that has been disproved, especially around Christmas when the suicide rate among adults (especially those who've lost custody of their children) climbs dramatically.

    Coincidentally, your mentioning of my supposed maturity in the same breath as my bouts of emoness is fitting since I appear mature because I have a lot to be emo about.
     
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    Actually, my suspicions that you are a virgin have nothing to do with your emo-ness. I was basing your age off of those episodes. I think regardless of how old you are, or emo you are, you're probably a virgin.

    Well, that makes sense.

    Are you going to tell me how old you really are? I'm really curious now.
     
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    Neither do I. I just wish to live well and enjoy the finer things in life.
     
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    I have actually been doing a profile on The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900, and all the other mods on this forum. After over a year of research and analysis on The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900, I have come to the conclusion that he is in fact, an artificial intelligence, and upon further investigation, he is actually MysteryBot 2: Electric Boogaloo.
     
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    He is a pony. Everyone is pony these days. EVERYONE. You, me, Obama, and that guy on the park bench who likes to throw cats at people. These are my thoughts on this matter.
     
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    I was The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae at one time and so were a bunch of other users here.

    The Member Formerly Known As Baya is the true face of anonymous. the one we all wear to represent our trolling and political ideas behind a veil of anonymity.

    DONT YOU SEE THE TRUTH?

    WE ARE ALL The Member Formerly Known As Baya RAE
     
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    This would explain why he wasn't liked as much on edf1 as here on edf 2.1
     
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    That is crazy, this same study suggests your a huge faggot.
    For fucks sake don't fumo. All we need is a fagger, more shit posting The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae!
     
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    fumo IS The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae.
     
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    Of course I'm "probably a virgin." I'm here, aren't I?

    :trollface:

    Shut up, Rice. All you care about is enforcing your views on others. Mask it however you will but I'm not some dumb feminist broad who is easily tricked by cheap words and sentiments.

    Around these parts that's a pretty general statement.
     
  21. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    A normal guy who takes advantage of anonymity
     
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    That's not how we play this game.
     
  23. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    You probably have a job and close group of friends.

    If not, then you're a teenager about to go to, going to college and or living with your siblings, most likely mother.

    How's that sound.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    Actually I'm a fifty year old neckbeard who still lives with my parents and have never had a friend or even grabbed a tit in my entire life.
     
  25. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    But obviously the pleasures of another man are sufficient

    Ahh, here's my theory. You're a raging closeted Homosexual.
     
  26. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's better.

    Carry on.
     
  27. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I'm gonna need to think the shit out of this.
     
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    He's The Member Formerly Known As Baya, the wise, that's all we need to know.
     
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    i though The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae 4900 was alien death ray....
    hey, it's my thought....
    LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
     
  30. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    you have no science to prove it. As I do.