I WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY

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  1. lulzyer

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    Attorney at lol

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    My email says so!


    CONGRATULATIONS

    YOU WON 1,000,000.00 UNITED STATE DOLLARS!!! ON POWER BALL/GLO 2011 PROMOTION AWARD!!

    For More Information Viste our website: http://www.glo.or.th

    POWER BALL ONLINE INTL JACKPOT/ LOTTERY ASSOCIATION
    ASIA PACIFIC REGIONAL OFFICE BANGKOK THAILAND.

    This is to inform you of the release of the Power ball Online Lottery PRIZE DRAW, held on the 10th of August 2011.

    Your email was attached to ticket number 085-12876077-09 with serial number 51390-0 that drew the lucky numbers of 03-06-18-10-12-16-27, which consequently won the lottery in the 5th category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of $1.000, 000.00. (ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ONLY), in cash credited to file with REF: N.EGS/3662367114/13. This is from a total cash prize of 25,020.225.00, shared among the twenty-five international winners in this category.

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    You are required to file a letter of claim to the coordinator for further instructions and directives on how to claim your prize.

    HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

    1.FULL NAME.............................

    2.COUNTRY OF ORIGIN......................

    3.PRESENT ADDRESS.........................

    4.POSTCODE...............................

    5.DATE OF BIRTH..........................

    6.OCCUPATION.............................

    7.SEX.....................................

    8.TELEPHONE NUMBER........................

    9.FAX NUMBER(IF ANY)......................

    10.MARITAL STATUS..........................

    All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names, email addresses & official addresses, from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa, as part of our International Promotions Program.

    These are your identification numbers.

    Ticket number.....................085-12876077-09
    Serial number.......................51390-0
    Lucky number...................03-06-18-10-12-16-27
    Ref number....................N.EGS/3662367114/13

    We hope your lucky email will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs. To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our coordinator as follows,

    Call for more Explanation
    NAME: Rev.Kane Lee.
    Powerball Towers,45/4 Silom Road,Radjamdamrin ,23002 Bangkok , Thailand
    TEL: + (66)867-819-906.
    Office Fax: + (66) 261-382-62
    E-Mail:[email protected]

    NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon possible.

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.

    We wish you continued good fortunes.

    Sincerely,
    Mr.Chao Kit Gim,President
    Power ball Online Int’l Jackpot/Lottery Association
    Asia Pacific Region

    Copyright @1994-2011The power ball jackpot Int'l Lottery Org
    All rights reserved Terms of Service - Guideline
    77635 476378 255667460 http://www.glo.or.th
     
  2. Fraud Based Economy

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    I'm not interested unless it comes with a double cheeseburger, a side order of fries, and a large salad.
     
  3. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    its a scam made to deceive weak-minded idiots
     
  4. luvur

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    Integrated Mind

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    Lol, spam their email with Goatse.
     
  5. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    he should send a virus to the email lol

    he should also try to DDoS the website of origin lol
     
  6. zaiger

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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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    Who knew that Thailand had so much money to give away.
     
  7. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    I still suggest that you DDoS the email spammer's website for teh lulz

    I always do that when I receive spam (which rarely happens)
     
  8. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    Also, try counter-spamming their email with gay porn, yaoi porn, guro, shock images, viruses, shotacon, and severed penises
     
  9. Tom

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    I got a email saying this exactly: "Your e-mail have won 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars, please give credit card number and social security number to get money." Just to let you guys know, I didnt fall for it.
     
  10. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    im pretty sure nigerians sent you that email. Nigerians know that whitey is retarded enough to fall for a simple 419 scams
    :DESU:
     
  11. Chainsaw surgeon

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    i actually won the lottery irl today
    all i had to do was give out alot of information like my penis size.
     
  12. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    Yep, it was definately Niggerians
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    Seems legit.
     
  14. Rock

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    How lucky can one guy be I tell ya? :cool:
     
  15. Whatever

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    huh, bet you wished you didn't waste your time and money in law school.
     
  16. Regi

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    i've sent u an email and u think it's legit,that's explain everything