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    7 meters of snow would fall overnight.

    Forcing everyone to make tunnels to coffee shops and snowboard all the way to walmart.



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    i wish 7 meters of rain would fall overnight

    forcing everyone to drown and make boats to boat all the way to tescos
     
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    I'm Canadian, so believe me when I tell you we're all used to 7 meters of snow by now, and that I don't wish for 7 meters MORE to fall.

    However, I'd love to see 7 meters of leaves fall from trees, forcing everyone to rake a path to wal-mart, or wherever they're going; except downtown, because muggers and rapists might pop out of any given leaf pile, shout "BOOO!!!," and then :rape: / mug someone before leap-treating back into another pile and slithering away like a Fall snake.
     
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    also, the lynching trees are really beautiful in late Fall -- you can see them dead niggers a'swingin' from a mile away with no leaves to conceal them.

    Everybody understands real quickly in fall, that this isn't a nigger friendly town. In summer, all they see are the apples growing from those stout and venerable old branches.
     
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    That kinda happened in Louisiana a couple of days ago.
     
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