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  1. knave

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    Well I was Cleaning my bowl and had a ball of resin. I put the resin in the bowl but i spilled it and lost my ball of resin. Well later on I found a black ball that looked like resin, Well I was wrong it didn't taste anything like resin it tasted horrid and it made me kinda sick it was horrible
     
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    Hope you get cancer.
     
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    And even so that was ur best moment of the week
     
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  4. knave

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    Kill yourself.
     
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    I didn't smoke a mouse turd, so no i won't.
    Enjoy your cancer.
     
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  6. knave

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    Enjoy your shit life.
     
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    Enjoy the rat shit in your lungs.
     
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    You know, i could get hit by a car tomorrow and be paralyzed from the neck down and my life would still be better than yours because, hey, at least i didn't smoke a mouse turd.
     
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    Also; @knave has cancer because he smokes mouse turds, will his parents lie and claim they didn't know how he got the cancer, or will they be frank about the embarrassing origin of his fatal cancer?
     
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    If you got paralyzed at least you'd have an excuse for being a fat ass.
     
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    I'm not fat though, I'm quite svelte.
    Does having a breath/Body odor of burnt mouse turds interfere with your ability to talk to women?
     
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    This wouldn't be an issue if your house wasn't infested with vermin. Sort it out.
     
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    I guess he loves to snort pidgeon's guano erry morning

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    No, does being a complete idiot interfere with yours?
     
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    I wouldn't know, because I'm not an idiot.
    Do you keep any mice as pets? do you farm them for turds?
    Does your landlord have any issues with you keeping vermin in your house or are you squatting?
     
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    Just kill yourself you waste of oxygen.
     
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    Why won't you answer my question?
     
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    Oh look, I posted a pic of your girlfriend.

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    You seem to be avoiding my question and attacking me, so i assume you are ashamed of yourself for squatting in the ghetto and smoking Mouse turds, all i have to say to that is;
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    That is 500 bucks worth of Mouse turds on the black market.
     
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    Or less than a weekend for our Knave, they guy's addiction has become uncontrollable of late

    :picard:
     
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    Well, that's why he has cancer and squats in the ghetto.
    He fiends for the mouse turds.
    It will destroy him.
     
    #25 $$Trooper, Feb 10, 2013
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    This part of the forum's quickly becoming /b/ each day...
     
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    if we're your greatest source of aid, den nigga u fukked
     
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    "What you gonna do when the people go home And you wanna smoke crap but the shit's all gone ​
    And somebody had the nerve to take the turds up out the poopie ashtray ​
    Why they do me that way ​
    What you gonna do when ya friends go home And you wanna take a dick but ya dong's all gone ​
    somebody had the nerve to take the turds up out my poopie ashtray ​
    Why they do me that way" ​
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    weed. ​
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