I think I have a thing for Jar Jar binks.

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Explodingpiglets, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. Explodingpiglets

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    I've been dreaming about Jar Jar binks for a long time. And to be honest, he is quite....attractive. I like his big glappy ears, his curved snout, his nice long tongue, and his pretty, curious eyes. Every time I watch Phantom menace, I can't help but imagine what Jar Jar's dick must be like. Sometimes , when I fap, I staple some socks to my body pillow to emulate Gungan ears hanging down and brushing my shoulders, and I shove a bad dragon dildo up my ass to simulate anal sex. To simulate his snout, I shove a traffic cone in the pillowcase. Then I fap with the pillow on top of me and pretend it is Jar Jar.

    I think I may have a fetish for Jar Jar binks, what do you guys think? [​IMG]
     
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    Jar Jar binks would be amazing at sucking dick
     
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    Most furfags do
     
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    eww
     
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    Why can't you have normal Star Wars fetishes like everybody else? You're sick and rotten to the core, dude. I mean, watching the new Starwars and fapping to 'Binks is crude. People are going to think you're weird. Why don't you just fap to Ahsoka Tano? She's jb and HOT.

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    But, I can understand your underlying issue.
    I like to watch Starwars with my 14 yo cousin. Whenever she's over and we're watching Clone Wars (which is a lot ;)), I like to suck her neck and call her my padwan. Under a blanket I use "the force" to pry her panties away to the side then I slip my finger inside her sort of wet vag. I also like to spank her feet a lot, and when I know we're alone, I make her take a shit in front of me. You know - normal stuff.

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    Liking girls is the right thing to do and I think you need to confess your sins to ChristianWarrior94 if you want to go to normal heaven.

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    Threads like these make this forum disgusting interesting.