I SCARE MEN WITH MY "STRONG PERSONALITY"

I'm having a hard time trying to understand if she's being funny or not. Article from some online femnazi magazine...

http://www.xojane.com/sex/5-reasons...ate-my-strong-personality?utm_medium=facebook

tl;dr

"WRRY WON'T MEN DATE ME?" Maybe it's because you're a bitch?

 

The opening paragraph is good and makes sense -- I am far from a wilting flower, which has put me in the bro-zone countless times.

but the list afterward devolves into feminist chest-beating to overcompensate for her insecurities.

#3 is creepy. Dirty talk should be kept to a minimum - anything more and the other person probably wonders if you're staging some sort of play for a hidden camera.

@MedicalParrot , this is relevant to your interests.

 

I need Feminism because no one whats to date my bitch-ass.

 

Meh, I would fuck her. She is very bitchy looking, but I have no standards, as long as she takes it in the butt.
She looks like an empty void


And she will eventually turn more into this:

So she better hurry getting some dick while she still can..

 

... Was I meant to come here and call this chick a carpet-munching srut or say something about myself and explain in a baffling way why this absolutely baffles me?

 

I dunno, you're the one always going on about this exact sort of shit. Thought I'd give you a heads' up.

 

Okay, ty.

*ahem*

Feminazis are fucking stupid, man. She's probs going to die foreveralone.

 

How can we say we are not interested when we are the one entity?

 

We are so confused right now, we think something died.

... Are we legion?

 

We is lesion.

 

I don't "make love" under the covers with the lights off and Sade playing in the background.

I admire your honesty.

 

1337 hexxorrrrrr fear my level 90 warlock hexx

 

No. We are lesbion.

 

IDK WTF everyone in this thread is on about. There's no joy in taming something that's already been tamed. NAHWATEYEMEAN?

 

Yeah only oddguy has enough self hatred to fuck you.

 

Pro tip: it has nothing to do with your personality.


She looks like she is pushing 50.

 

that means her blow job skill most b e top notch.

 

and Magnum

 

For someone her age, I think she is hot. Not as hot as @FlamingTofuSquare is, and she is barely legal as far as I know.

 

Looks like a deer in the headlights. Yes dear, the stink of desperation will ward off potential mates.

And of course batshit crazy!

 

A lot of guys love having a girl with a strong demeanor, if no guys get near you is because you are terribly ugly or just incredibly bitchy.

 

I'm pretty sure you just scare men because you're fucking creepy.

 

The fact that she is trying to manage two contrasting, out of date, hairstyles is evidence enough of that.

 

It's not her personality that scares men off. It's just the fact she is overweight. Any chick that is skinny is never without a man.