I owe the folloring users blowjobs

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  1. madh8r

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    Uh, okay?
     
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    You wanted one too? you should ask him.
     
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    How did I imply that I wanted sexual interaction?
     
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    LOL, folloring. This is now an Engrish thread.

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    Nothing is imbossibru if you believe it!

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    You posted on a thread about giving BJs to a group of members that didn't include you, how desperate can you get?
    Go on, ask him. Doesn't hurt to try.
     
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    You just wanted an excuse to ship me and Madh8r like real life was your own personal annie-may, did you not?
     
  8. madh8r

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    What can I say. I like to watch.
     
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    click the quote if you forgot why I owe you a blowjob, and that blowjob IS good for 1 internet coupon
     
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    is this about the text bomb thing?

    I am down with this.
    excrement.
     
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    How's that Engrish? The only problem with it is that it ends with a preposition.
     
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    Exactly! It's absurd!
     
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    im offended by the lack of blowjobs owed to mine self.
     
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    wry man? wry?
     
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    I just noticed...
    "folloring" ?
     
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    The last time I gave you head your dick tasted like pony pussy
    EDIT: Senast jag gav dig fellatio, smakade din penis pony-slida
     
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    What does pony pussy taste like?
     
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    @madh8r is into necrophilia, he wants to blow a dead man. (beefrave)
     
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    Well I could say brony dick, but then we'd be going in circles. It's really a mix of both, like sunshine and sprinkles and candy overlaid with horse vagina and weeaboo pubes, or "weeapubes".
     
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    I was talking about actual horse vag, madh8r.
     
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    Everyone here already knows what regular pony vagina tastes like. What, you mean YOU never have? What are you, some kind of horse virgin?
    Horse virgin
     
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    As far as bestiality goes, I've only fucked one dog (a Newfoundland), and it was vaginal. No horses.
     
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    Good to see you're setting appropriate boundaries...

    No horses.
    No small dogs.

    You should apply for a government grant to open a child education centre.
     
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    Great idea.
     
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    Just what society needs - a bunch of little Magnum clones running around... :eek:
     
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    I didn't know i warranted a bj.