I need some Hard Gay legal advice!

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  1. Weezus Christ

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    So I got wasted and was stumbling down the street and a cop stopped me and asked me my info
    and I said "im not harassing anyone or being a danger to myself or others so fuck off, Im not
    doing anything wrong" so he arrested me for obstruction because i wouldnt cooperate with giving
    my information and a public intox for stumbling in public.

    everything ive read on the subject says for a public intoxication charge to stick they have to prove
    you are a danger to yourself or others or causing a disturbance. i was doing neither so i told them
    to fuck themselves.

    i spent like three days in jail and i know i cant get off on the obstruction charge, to which i will plead
    No Contest, but what about the public intoxication charge? If I plead not guilty will they be able
    to convict me of it even though all did was stumble around drunk?

    It's also of note I was right by the college on a street lined on both sides with bars and everyone
    there is drunk as shit all the time. I think I got singled out because i had a mohawk, metal shirt,
    tattoos and kickass mustache.

    But seriously. I always say that I'm gonna plead innocent but I usually cave.

    TL;DR

    What would you fags do on a public intox/obstruction double whammy charge?

    plead innocent

    plead no contest

    or some wacky third option?

    I would make a poll but i am not oddguy.
     
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    Tell the judge that none of the other drunks got harassed for being drunk in public and you were singled out due to your appearance. Also are either of your legs injured?
     
  3. Weezus Christ

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    i broke my ankle last year and before i made it to the street i had been walking through the woods for like six hours getting drunk.
     
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    HAVE SOME MUGSHOTS

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    plead guilty to obstruction but not guilty to the drunken-ness thing. I think you can get off on that by making out you were picked on because of your "individual dress sense" and that there was a street of drunkards that the pigs did nothing about.
     
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    I'm not sure if this will be of any help to you, but I was [fairly recently] hassled by a pig for basically the exact same thing. I was stumbling home, really drunk, but prior to that party night I had told myself "no more drunk driving. Even a bike's too dicey. I'm gonna walk!"
    I had my ID on me like a good slave, so there was no "obstruction" there in that sense, but because the cop kept withering away at me with wild accusations of my walking home drunk somehow being in connection with some fights / robberies in the area, I walked off. That's when he shit a brick and tried all that obstruction junk. But I held my ground knowing that I was in the right. I told him that if he wanted to go beyond this moment we were sharing, he'd have to do so in the court of public opinion.

    I doubt you'd get a jury hearing, obviously. But you could maybe protest the unfairness of the deal by going to the local paper and saying you were a victim of profiling and what did the cop want you to do instead - drive home!? Also, maybe say you didnt take a cab or bus because you were out of funds. Admit to being heavily intoxicated, but don't eve nudge if the cop says you were anything other than placid. Admit to being so drunk that driving would be impossible, so that's why you were walking home, being responsible.

    *ps. can you even go the paper in your town? my city is so small and bored you can go to them and they will pretty much run any story. my town in particular eats up stuff like your conundrum, and mine. But I suspect the 'court of public opinion' threat only works in really small towns.
     
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    You're going to the fucking chair, baby.

    No fucking way you're seeing the light of day.
     
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    Looks of things, you pissed off the cop enough to where he wants to fuck you. And that's exactly what's gonna happen. Expect community service hours and fucking fees. Don't bother pleading innocent, it won't work unless you have some type of evidence of official misconduct - something you'll also need some $200 an hour bloodsucker lawyers for.

    It's a small charge, you just gotta take the penalty. There's a chance they'll put you on probation, so you can also expect drug drops.

    Calling the faggot cop a bitch motherfucker might seem like a good idea at the time, but it never really ends too well. I've gotten out of some situations with the police by just keeping my mouth shut.
     
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    This.

    No matter what the outcome is in court, try to get some media attention. Police departments hate it when they're put under the spotlight. Especially when it's something related to discrimination.
     
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    Did you blow into a Breathalyzer or give a blood sample? If not they can eat a dick, you my friend are innocent.
    If you did plead guilty and tell the judge a sob story about how alcohol was ruined your life, enjoy some AA time, meeting new bar buddies.
     
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    fix'd again
     
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    to be honest i was so plastered i woke up in jail and was mortified of what the charges might be.

    i cant remember ANYTHING about the arrest and only bits and pieces of the day. we drank a gallon of whiskey between four people that morning and then rampaged the town.

    i remember at one point there was this big statue thing in the middle of the town circle and we were drinking beers in it and we all had to piss so we just pissed in it and then vomited in it and took off running.

    for the amount of chaos i caused im sure the charge is generous.

    i have no idea about the breathalyzer or blood sample... my attorney has suggested for me to plead innocent until the last minute and see what kind of plea bargains come up.

    i dont get a copy of the police report until oct 17 my first court date.

    ill be sure to post it in this thread for the lulz
     
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    I think your wacky 3rd option is to claim that mustache made you do it.