i met a true political champion on omegle.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by oddguy, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. oddguy

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi
    Stranger: jewish ?
    You: yes.
    Stranger: girl ?
    You: ... no...
    Stranger: i hate jewish so much
    You: cool.
    Stranger: jewish is suck
    You: awesome.
    Stranger: jewish always make trouble for whole world.
    You: we also killed jesus.
    You: but he deserved it.
    You: totally had i coming.
    Stranger: give my message to isreal
    Stranger: tell them i hate them so much
    You: ill be sure to tell isreal that.
    Stranger: ok.
    You: anything else you want me to tell isreal ?
    Stranger: can i question you something ?
    You: sure.
    Stranger: do you belive in god ?
    You: no,i'm kind of an atheist.
    Stranger: you don't think god is real ?
    You: no,that's what being an atheist means.
    Stranger: whoa.
    Stranger: why not ? can you share it ?
    You: i just don't think god is real.
    Stranger: do you think air is real ?
    You: wow... i wonder where you could be going with this.
    You: yes,air is real.
    Stranger: can you see it ?
    You: you are truly a rhetorical pro.
    You: i can in a tornado.
    Stranger: whoa...
    You: is there anything else you would like me to tell israel ?
    Stranger: tell them i want peace
    Stranger: and not be mean to palestine
    Stranger: they not have own country like israel
    You: o.k,ill tell them.
    You: although i think they will just laugh at you terrible english.
    Stranger: thank you.
    You: i think maybe you should try to improve it before venturing into politics.
    Stranger: thank you
    Stranger: i will try my best
    You: good luck fag.

    You have disconnected.

    this man is a pioneer.
     
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    shit thread
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    How can you be atheist if you are a jew?
     
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    "Air is real."

    "But you can't see it."

    BOOM! MORALFAG K.O.d
     
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    Can you see the fabric of space? Not really no, but it is there.
     
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    "jewish is suck" Love it.

    Fucking Palestinians. Shouldn't be allowed on the internets.
     
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    Technically in a super microscope you can see the molecules of air and bladah bled blargh gargle flem
     
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    Necroposting threads I made and thought were funny but no one else did.
     
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    Oddguy is suck
     
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    Go home Azrael you´re drunk
     
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    Ssssh. Everything is fine. Grab your jacket. We´re going back home. Relax....

    Oh well, I think you can puck there, ok.

    We´re going through that dark alley...don´t worry...Im with you...

    ..............

    [​IMG]
     
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    I hate how people reckon Palestine is the poor widdle victim. Even on the news here, instead of being biased as journalists are supposed to do, they put up Israel as a bunch of vicious murderers and Palestine as defenseless lambs. >:|
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    :picard: ThIs is why the Palestinian-Israeli conflict goes nowhere, BOTH SIDES ARE RETARDED!!
     
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