I made a nice move towards a girl

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  1. Emily

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    I was dining at a sisters friend, and her older sister asked if I had a reason to go different from the delicious food, and I said, I enjoy you company.

    A GIRL SMILED AT ME TODAY
     
  2. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    was this before backing away slowly?
     
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    That's nice.
     
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    Are you sure she didn't have a dick?
     
  5. Emily

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    Nope, I'm pretty fucking sure.
     
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    Wait, I thought you were...

    wat
     
  7. Emily

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    You thought i was
    wat?
     
  8. rst8

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    he thought u were a gurl
     
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    No, I thought he was a homosexual. No offence, if you take it.
     
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    An obvious shop
     
  11. Tom

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    lol
     
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    He is pansexual but I have a suspicion he prefers dongs
     
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    WTF is a pansexual? Some sick fuck that pleasures himself with cooking utensils?
     
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    It means they're a bisexual pedophile furry, they'll fuck anything regardless of age or humanity
     
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    A pansexual is someone who puts frying pans in there butt.
     
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    OK, so in other words, rst8.

    BTW - thanks to Tom for the mental picture of rst8 with a 12" pan sticking out of his furry little arsehole.
     
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    Aww, your welcome.

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    Quit being such a politically correct pansy. If some guy wants to remove his penis, and replace it with a vagina, and put girls as his avatar.. he shouldnt be offended in any way if someone were to assume that hes a homosexual.
     
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    I'm pretty sure the Deli Llama said the same thing just the other day.

    He's a little freaky bald fuck who parties like a fiend when he's coked up. Once those robes come off, he'll fuck the shit out of anything that moves (and sometimes things that aren't moving as well).
     
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    I prefer the vag
    google pansexual
     
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    today i told the girl behind the till at kfc that i like her chicken mcnuggets n she said shit yo dat aint right dis heuh kentuckin fry chiken so i say yo bitch gimme dat whopper meal wit onion rangs n a diet coke cuz yo nigga i be needin 2 lose sum weight since mah diabetus fool n she say ok yall n i paid the bitch then i say grrl u lookin good 2 me how bout you let me see yo 3 piece variety box n she say nigguh you smell like mah daddy he left wen ah was 5 n i say shit yo bitch i aint want dat ass no mo so i take my big mac meal n i sit by the car wash n purtend its rainin cuz a nigga so sad yo