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  1. madh8r

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    Whatever fuck patriots and fuck the giants bandwagon, I'm old school giants bitches. Fuck poser ass pussy cali kids in raiders jerseys, that shits for niggers.
     
  2. Rock

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    O_O
     
  3. madh8r

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    Exactly. Awkward. But this is the internet so I figured no one has to act all awkward and nice and shit around me.
     
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    Were you on speed? DID YOU SEE THE SHADOW PEOPLE TOO?!??!
     
  5. oddguy

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    Yo,you still gotta have our final rap battle to decide who is best.
     
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    Everyone's Favorite Evil Bitch

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    I liked your posts because I miss seeing you around.
     
  7. Weezus Christ

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    where was this faggy cry for attention before you tried eating pills and drinking as much liquor as me?

    fucking lightweight.
     
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    also people that try killing themselves with drugs and alcohol are doing it wrong and deserve to die in a more painful and violent fashion.
    those are fun time accoutrements, not your personal depression ala mode.

    i used to have the driver shoot me up with a mix of cocaine and speed while we were hurtling down the road listening to a cassette of punk music.

    i didnt expect to die then. i expected to have fun.

    if you want to die so bad then try being a badass about it and jump off a tall building or go on a shooting spree like a man.
     
  9. Rape Train

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    Sorry about the suicide attempt; better luck next time.
     
  10. Rape Train

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    Yeah, if I ever killed myself I'd take hits off an exhaust pipe in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart.
     
  11. Manicute

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    If ur ugly, Im sry but u should die, but if ur cute, u shuld post pics then kill ur self, xoxo

    <4

    penis
     
  12. CurryBrace

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    You should try drinking cough syrup. It's great, you'll like it or your money back.
     
  13. Weezus Christ

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    we used to snort cocaine until we were convinced we were going to die but we didnt snort that much for that purpose.

    if you want to end your life do it right.

    personally im not dying until someone kills me. because thats a winning attitude.
     
  14. madh8r

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    You are the stupidest fucking fuck that has ever crawled out from under a reddit-riddled-facebook. I take more codiene and DXM in a night than you will ever take in your life you fucking sixth grade pussy.

    I tried a noose first, it took me an hour to make it and I ended up not tying it to the bridge right and fell face first into a drainidge ditch. I thought about crashing my car but I figured if I failed THAT one I would be carless and thus more depressed

    I know bro I've been so unispired lately but :spoiler: I'm better :spoiler:
     
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    That shit just gets you drunk
     
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    THAT BEING SAID there really isn't a reason for you to have done that but I'm glad you didn't succeed at becoming an hero.
     
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    What is the source of these problems?
     
  18. Bottom Feeder

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    Hang in there, depression is mother fucking cunt. Give 'em hell son, give 'em hell.
     
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    yeah thats what i want to know...
     
  20. MrGask

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    OIC, BRalliant!
     
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    Actually it makes you woozy, sick to your stomach, and kills off a shitton of brain cells.
    Good times, man. Good times.
     
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  23. Rape Train

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    I would consider codeine to be the autistic cousin of the opiate family, but it doesn't get you drunk.
     
  24. Helix

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    I say fuck pills, mang. A joint a day keeps pharma away.
     
  25. Helix

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    Nobody is impressed by your guys' capacity to be reckless and stupid. If anything, I wait with baited breath for the day that we receive the news that you've single handedly caused a twelve car pileup after ODing on asperin and petrol, so I can come to your funeral and laugh at you.
     
  26. zaiger

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    Using drugs to try to kill yourself is not a good bet. I have overdosed with heroin at least half a dozen times and I always woke up, usually in a hospital strapped to a bed with a security guard standing over me.
     
  27. Weezus Christ

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    youre going to be waiting a long time. ive been clean for a decade.

    i had a great time in my early twenties though, i tell you what.
     
  28. zaiger

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    What Trevor said.
     
  29. Rape Train

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    Trying to kill yourself by ODing is just one step above paper cutting your wrists.
     
  30. scumhook

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    Depression is a soul fuck.

    Bit of advice. Read @oddguy posts, and you'll start feeling a bit better.

    Then look in the mirror. You're white. It's an incremental improvement.