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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Juuri, May 11, 2013.

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  1. Juuri

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    I've been lurking ED for ages, heck, during my "first time on the internet kid" phase I even treated it like some sort of a Guide to the Internet. I guess that I got some sort of a Stockholm Syndrome after being tricked to see Goatse and Friends in it.

    Furryfox keeps logging me out every couple of minutes. Should I just use Chrome?
     
  2. SergeTrigger

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    you should take your computer's power cord and warp it around your neck until you pass out and die
     
  3. Raab

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    Nice Invader Zim avatar. Could you possibly be more of an obvious fag?

    Jesus fuck.
     
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    Nobody cares.
    I would stick with FireFox and hope the issue resolves itself.
     
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  5. Evilea

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  6. BMO

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    Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times. Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times First Round Draft Picks coming Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.
     
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    Damn it op , just damn it.
     
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    I don't get this problem with chrome.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Whats with all the newfaggots lurking the intro threads thinking they're cool
     
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    Beats reading the circlejerkings from the oldfags here.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    I cant take your posts seriously without those nipples
     
  12. BMO

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    50 Cent is going to cry when he realises he can't pay back his multi million dollar advance.
     
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    That's a good thing, nobody should take anything I say here seriously.
     
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    Go back to your strip malls, filthy humans!
    83258247. 83258247. 83258247. 83258247.
     
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    Well said.
     
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  17. BMO

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    Rock - "I like pie...especially POONTANG PIE!"
     
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    >thread title

    i know you love me n all, but i think i'm not ready for a serious relationship at the moment... i think we should just stay friends, friends that don't talk to each other ever and lose one anothers' phone numbers
    faggot
     
  21. BMO

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    Female: Damn boy you fine as hell! Male: Thanx ma...
     
  22. Juuri

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    But I'm such a nice guy! Why does everyone keep friendzoning me?
     
  23. BMO

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    Hurry up The Muskers are coming
     
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    Because you are a faggot.
     
  25. BMO

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    "I like it when the red water comes out." "Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo." "It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat." "I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?" Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.
     
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    Nah.

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  28. Mix N' lulz

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    Juuri said:
     
  29. Mix N' lulz

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    Juuri said:
     
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