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  1. Ronny

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    but have you, stupid apes, ever happened to end up holding a book with your filthy hands and try to understand what the fuck the words were saying instead of tearing the pages and using 'em to roll your joint?
    If so, which book it was? Me, last book I've read was It by Stephen King.
     
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    The last book I picked up and read was by an insane Japanese man with an obsession with mutilation and gore apparently.
     
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    'Tragic Sense of Life' - Unamuno.
    Damn fine book, yessiree.
     
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    sounds wonderful.

    I've finished reading Coin Locker Babies.
     
  5. Ronny

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    So I was wrong, not all of you in this shithole are uncultured scumfucks.
     
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    A book called [sic].
     
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    Reading you mean squinting at a display that isn't even back-lit converting the shapes into sounds ? Why the fuck would you want to do that when we have screen-readers and audio-books.

    Laziness FTW
     
  8. Ronny

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    loool u lazy bastard
     
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    Manga doesn't count.
    In all seriousness, I've been reading a lot of Kafka recently, although I recently finished Solaris and usually am obsessed with mysteries by anyone from Hammett to Ellroy.
     
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    For classical awesomeness, I recommend William Irish. One of the best.

    Btw, OP is a faggot
     
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    Not bad really, but hardly "Extreme"
     
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    Book of ki: coordinating mind and body in everyday life by Koichi Tohei.

    Edit: as for the last narrative I picked up, I believe it was 1984, that book never gets old.
     
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    First of all...

    You are reading Stephan King shit.
    So you have nothing to be proud of,you barely literate moron.

    Secondly,there is both a a sub forum and a thread in it about this.
    Look shit up first before posting.
    Retard.

    I am re-reading the "hakagure" (i am translating it from hebrew,not sure if spelled right) or "leafs hidden in the shade".

    it's an old samurai book.

    Kinky.
    What's it called ?
     
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    Yo if anyones interested i'll post a PDF version of Battle Royal and The Necro Files (maybe someone might appreciate it more than i do.) on mediafire if thats ok?
     
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    I am currently rereading Liber novus by Jung.

    While, OP, I do believe that you read, I wonder how it is that do not display any of the benefits of such an endeavor. Seeing as you are one of the dumbest of the new nigger faggots as of late.
     
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    Pretty good read, and a thorough overview of the Schutzstaffel. It seems a bit apologist, but it could be that I am so used to hearing the allied point of view that it just seems that way to me.

    As a bonus, my copy, which I got from a used book store, had meth residue in between the bindings.
     
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    I'm reading The Pest by Albert Camus.

    Well it is sort of good but personally I think The Stranger was way more interesting.
     
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    Link meh $$$$$, pl0x. I've almost finished with Battle Royale. Pretty good.

    OP, I just bought Micro by Michael Crichton, and although I haven't started it yet it's sitting on my couch beckoning. I will start it soon.
     
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    Only piece of fiction to EVER make me tear up.
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    "The best laid plans of mice and men"
     
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    you clearly don't know what's your talking about
     
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    Yeah, the Dark Tower was the shit.
     
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    Dark Tower and It are his best work. HBO is gonna make a tv adaptation of the Dark Tower books; and It was listed the best-selling book of the year in America when it was released back in 1986
     
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    I thought Ron Howard was making a movie
     
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    I bought IT at Half Price Books the other day. I need to read that one too.
     
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    It is absolutely amazing, you'll see
     
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    The final is borderline ridiculous, Stevie must be pretty high back then when he wrote that, the old dopehead, lol

    I find far better The Shinning, Pet Sematary and Salem's Lot. And maybe The Stand too.

    The Dark Tower cycle stars good, but then it gets lost, Twin Peaks syndrome there...
     
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    IT's a great book whatsoever, obviously being 1200 pages long it loses something going to the end, but it's a terrific story superbly narrated.

    Twin Peaks is my favorite tv show together with The X-Files and it was ruined by ABC's producers who pushed Lynch revealing who killed Laura Palmer, however imo it was great even when we discovered who the murderer was
     
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    Ron Howard is always making a movie. Hm. The world movie should technically be in quotation marks.