"I just wanted to pet the horse with my penis"

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer
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    Burglar's tools? How locked up was this barn? That's some dedication this man had for his 4 legged Juliet.

    end stage terminal bronyism?
     
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  2. Harpoons

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    Who are you to deny true love? The intimate bond created when a man and a horse engage in sexual congress is one of the most meaningful relationships anyone could hope to achieve. But I suppose a simple trans-speciesphobe like you wouldn't understand.
     
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  3. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Giddyup
     
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  4. Lyle

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    That's something Dragonfag would post, you just lowered yourself to his level.
     
  5. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I was already below it.

    I asked someone to find me weird furry horse porn.
    This is what they found me.

    It confused me also.
     
  6. Nein

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    I'm a cityfag, are steeds male? If so was this gay bestiality thereby making him an oppressed minority twice over?
     
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    Steed just means riding horse
     
  8. Nein

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    got it. I know a mare is a female horse so I wasn't sure.

    So was this perverted deviant gay bestiality or good God-fearing moral heterosexual bestiality?
     
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    When I was going down to enlist into the USMC, the vehicle shuttle driver was talking about fuck ups who failed the physical. He said one girl was pointed out for having dripping panties. Upon being called out she openly admitted she was having sex with animals. I couldn't wrap my head around why she simply admitted to it as if they'd know.
     
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  10. Nein

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    we had a Mexican who got caught fucking a chicken.

    They just Article 15'd him, so he wasn't discharged, which was super fucking awkward for everyone.
     
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  11. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    It's name is Polly so I think it's female.
     
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    Owners are lucky the horse name wasnt Rashanda, or they would have shot it.

    Also, how do they know if Polly said naaaay?
    Hopefully she'll #metoo about her account. I'd hate for this guy to be Aziz'd.
     

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