i just want to learn hwo to masterbat

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  1. DocEvil

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    I really want to learn to masterbate. okay, i have my way of masterbating and i don't like it. after i do it, my penis starts to hurt a lot. it feels like it is burning. i don't know if it is the way others do it. okay, i put my finger and rub it on the back of my penis closer to the top. it feels really good but not as good as i heard. so i don't think i am doing it right. i never heard anyone saying to rub it. i talk to my sister and i told her the way i do it and she said that is not right. can someone please give me the best step-by-step instructions on how to masturbate the best way. the best way that will make you feel good. i want to feel masauged. it is time i learn. i want it to feel just like having sex with the hottest sexiest blonde women.
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    I'm not doing it right.

    I assumed most circumcised men move their fist up and down the shaft, without actually gripping and pulling the shaft itself.
    I grip the skin of the shaft so that the skin rubs against the head, the way I assume uncircumcised men do it.
     
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    apply butcher knife directly to head of penis
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