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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    About 5 minutes ago.

    How long does it take to kick in, and what should I expect?
     
  2. TwoStar

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    Viagra giving you a boner is actually a cruel, cruel joke.
    It's a suicide pill and you're going to die.
     
  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    well good, because it doesn't seem to be working
     
  4. Tom

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    Expect a raging boner, unless your allergic to it. If your allergic then in about 10 minutes your going to be puking your guts out and your dick will burn like crazy for the next few hours.
     
  5. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    This sucks shit. Nothing's working.
     
  6. Moscow

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    in anywhere from 1/2 an hour to 3 hours you are going to get an xbox hueg boner.
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's pretty fucking inefficient. You might as well ask your partner to lick your dick.
     
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    Yep. you can blame pfizer for that little foible.
     
  9. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    hey kids!

    if you belong to ANY first world nation 40% per cent of you are becoming grossly overweight and are probably taking Nitrate tablets to keep your over labored heart ticking.
    and because of your near suicidal need to consume deep fried shit 90% of you fatty-fat-fats have erectile dysfunction and decreased libido.
    so why not use Viagra in conjunction with your Nitrolingual pills?

    "But $$Trooper, won't that cause a sudden and serious decrease in blood pressure?"

    YES! see, you are already going to die at a far earlier rate because of your overeating, why not skip the line to meet fat-Jesus in fat-Heaven!