I just shaved my pubes

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    ...And now my crotch itches so hard.
     
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    So it is like your first time? Hahaha what a faggot you are!
     
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    Sorry, not quite my first time :) just haven't shaved in a few days... Don't worry, I collected most of the pubes to give you a nice mustache
     
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    its well worth it though. i get a lot more oral lectures
     
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    I shaved my ass.
    there was even a thread about it.
     
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    Fuck shaving, you can pinch and stretch all you like it's never really smooth. Use chemicals, Nair if you're brave. Just make sure you don't get too much of it on your dick.
     
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    I don't care about smooth, I care about less visible hair :p
     
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    Chemical is still the way to go - less hassle, hair stays gone for longer and you won't have razor burn.
     
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    But it can cause skin irritation :p
     
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    its preferable to the hideous itching that you get if you shave 'em too close.
     
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    It doesn't itch too terribly... It's a nuisance, but it's not horrible
     
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    Eat the hairs bitch
     
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    Marie, I'm going to take my newly shaved pubic hair and arrange it on your face in the pattern of a mustachio. I'll adhere it to your face with my own jism.
     
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    I did that once, it helps to take an antihystamine. Also, make a unibrow with them.
     
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    You shaved your pubes once? You must not get a lot of action...
     
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    I get many actions
     
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    Kay...
     
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    I don't shave my pubes like a retard because i don't like the itching and the ingrown hairs and the redness.
    so i trim them to a acceptable level.
     
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    What's acceptable? Pics, please.
     
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    let's see dat stubble
     
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    Stubbly stubble.
     
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    The only place I shave is my face, you metrosexual queerbaits.
     
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    They make shaving cream designed to prevent ingrown hairs and the dreaded "2 day itch" but it's a little pricey.
     
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    and i'm not going to shave it all off unless i get lice.
    NO.