I just sat through an entire infomercial

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by Helix, May 13, 2012.

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    was it for kettle bells>
     
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    was it for the magic bullet?
     
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    thats not daytime stuff though is it..........wait is that a chopping thing?
     
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    I was thinking something else
     
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    KABOOM AND THE SOAP SCUM IS GONE!
     
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    Most of them are more entertaining than most TV programs today, plus they are strangely hypnotic.



    Good times.
     
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    I watched 12 hours worth of infomercials once. I watched a horror movie when I was like 10 and couldn't sleep.
     
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    you guys aint seen nothing until you've sat through 3 hours of cutlery corner.
     
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    The one infomercial I sat through since I was bored was one about diet pills; it was awful.
    Hey, are you fat and miserable? You want to lose weight, but sob at the possibility that you might not be able to eat at least one box of Twinkies every hour? Well, don't worry, with our bullshit product you'll be able to eat like a fatty without looking like one!

    I hope that everyone who bought that product died of diabetes.