I just got charged with a DUI

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    Don't listen to any whitetrash moron who says lawyers ain't worth shit.

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    EDIT: be white as fuck, and know how to act in front of an authority figure.
     
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    Did she consent to the blood work?
    If yes, then it will be hard to disrupt the legality of the chain of custody.
    If no, and they drew it still, they had to have a court order for it prior to drawing the blood work.

    If they didn't have that then she could fight it, but that's where you need a good lawyer.

    @Baka how exactly did it go down.
     
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    Consenting means fuck all. Implied consent.

    I was too wasted to remember much. I got a bunch of other bullshit charges like refusing to show ID or insurance, although I never even remember being asked for those things! But apparently they read some consent or legal shit and I "indicated that I understood what was being read"
     
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    Lawyer up. That's quite a bit more than a DUI. They got enough to put you behind bars for a month or two.
     
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    Think I can get one nearby to come to my house for a consult? I don't exactly have a car anymore. :derp:
     
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    You crashed in a Mazda 626, that was hardly a car to begin with.
     
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    That was a fantastic car. 6 cylinders and reliable as all fuck. It lasted through 3 years of my abuse and shitty driving.
     
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    I know an e-lawyer, Moulton esq. He can help and accepts payments in used diapers.
     
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    What you've got is 'drunk n scared dumb kid agreeing with cops' consent. Sounds like they mirandaized u, u told them u understood ur rights (even if u didn't really, to get them off ur back) and thus u got charged n blood taken, etc.

    However, u were actually drunk, yeah? So, say u had refused or implicitly said 'i don't consent,' or fuck the police, whatever. Then 5-0 drags u to the ER (usually it's there unless major metro area) shackles u to a bed with a cop nearby n wakes up a judge for a court order for the blood. Ur blood still gets taken, u still get charged for ur DUI, but u get the added bonus of resisting arrest or w/e else they wanna tack on. If u do the crime, don't waste their time, makes everyone pissy.
    Yeah @uberfukken is right, u need a lawyer.
    Srsly check ur area, lots of fuckers specialize in DUIs specifically. Can't see them disputing the blood work but they can try n get it so u do community service n reduced fines. First offense hopefully, no priors.
     
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    Oh. And don't fucking do it again.
     
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    Seeing a lawyer tomorrow. The failure to carry charges are fucking bullshit. They didn't ever ask me for either of those things and wouldn't let me go back to my car to get them anyway. Also it notes that they didn't do field sobriety tests for "safety reasons"
    How would I have been able to get my wallet if I couldn't do those tests?
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    Most states operate under implied consent anyway.

    Got one. We have the ARD program in PA, so I can get out of jail time probably
     
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    Take the money you are saving for a new car and get a lawyer

    Edit: i didnt actually read your post just your charges
     
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    exactly what im doing. i got a lawyer with a good strong germanic name
    none of that eyetalian or jew shit
     
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    LOL U MESSED UP PLAYBOY... BUT NOT CUZ U BROKE THE LAW BUT CUZ U HAD ONLY .22 WHATS THAT PUSSY SHIT BIG PIMP.. IM REVOKING UR SHERIFFS BADGE HIT THE ROAD KID!!!!!
     
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    talked to a lawyer a few hours ago. I won't be going to jail, I just have to pay like 1500 and do some program.
    So that's that
     
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    Your husband will probably make you swear off drinking for a month tho

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    huh?
     
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    My lawyer told me about that. Fuck that shit, I'd rather just lose my license.
    If I would've done this in Ohio, I'd be in jail.
     
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    So u still gonna drink a half gallon of vodka b4 u go for a spin in ur Mazda?
     
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    That's legal leverage. The prosecution doesn't have to drop those charges. They will if you plead guilty. It's a legal tit-for-tat, or in your case no tits-for-fat trade.
     
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