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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baka, Sep 30, 2018.
how fucked am i. my bac was .22
you're a lightweight
and therefore a danger on the road
don't drink and drive
I drank half a bottle of vodka
depends on the state.
ok i think you could probs make things better w/ your wife if you declare that you're going without beer for a month
or tell them that russians hacked the breathalyzer
I'll tell you the same thing I told you in 4chan: Get a lawyer and don't delete anything until after they serve the warrant. It's too late in the game to play dumb.
You're kinda fucked because you were so over the limit. You'll pay out the ass, get a decent lawyer most of your money will go to him/her. The court will impose certain mandates on you for a period of time, DO NOT FUCK UP during this time.
Let me repeat myself.... awww fuck it you won't listen anyway. Most states on the EC have a increasing penalty phase when it comes to DWI's. My ex-roommate has has something like a dozen of them. NO SHIT. Blew something like a .28 The last one he paid something like 20K for a lawyer, kept his license - restricted, spent 10? days in jail, six months suspended pending good behavior, etc., etc., etc.
East Coast DWI laws are manageable. What really fucks you is job and housing. Some people really take that shit seriously. Don't do it again. And you have barred yourself from some jobs upon conviction. Good luck.
that was you on /b/?
also say that it was actually calvin trying to make room for his club that crashed your car into the ditch
Pay ur fine do ur court ordered w/e n stay out of trouble, you'll be fine.
Don't do it again. You don't wanna have to be put back together again in a trauma bay.
Srsly as long as u aren't going for a job that cares about that shit (think law enforcement or healthcare) 1 DUI isn't going to wreck u. Ur lucky don't do it again .
Groyper is right on with this one.
PA dui laws are pretty lax. Did the arresting officer discuss ur court appearance n fines?
You wont have to pay it all at once n i think given ur age n fact that it's prolly ur first offense you're prolly looking at a limited license at the worst, and maybe a piss test check maybe once. Don't smoke weed for a bit.
You'll still be able to drive to work n shit. You'll prolly catch worse from ur parents.
But srsly dude, don't do it again. Get an Uber.
Sometimes it depends on locality. I know, for instance, that DUIs in Buffalo are a lil more lax, cuz it's good business in a town with so many bars and Labatt HQ (lol repainted old moldy grain-silos to Labatt Blue cans.)
Basically the system there is you get slapped and wrung out for some money the first time, and after it gets increasing bad.
P. Much. It gets expensive to try n assrape kids beyond financial matters for their first dumb decision.
Courts sees it as ''lets slap em in the face with a cock n see if they do it again, they do, then it's a slap with a nitestick" etc.
3rd n 4th are where it gets really nasty. 2nd one is usually suspended license for 6 months to a year.
Your fine is, depending on ur county, gonna suck. When u go for ur court appearance, dress respectable, be polite, ask for a payment program. You'll be ait.
Don't do it again.
That is 11 times the legal limit here.
That'd net you at least two years LoL, a huge fine and probably a suspended sentence, somewhat dependent on the circumstances. Driving whilst so inebriated indicates that even while sober you are a fucking retard.
btw I talk to boudica sometimes
she also crashed her car lol
Penalties are rather stiff for driving while under the influence. Being inebriated to that degree would net you a loss of license for at least two years.
In extenuating circumstances like difficult driving conditions, causing an accident, speeding and such it is raised to 3-5 years LoL.
I lawyered up, paid 1500 for the lawyer, i ended up not getting my license suspended.
(on paper it was suspended 6 months but we postponed the trial for 6 months and they suspended my license from the time of arrest)
Now it doesnt show up on my record at all somehow.
Get a good lawyer pussy
was this in ohio or brazil
You fool, they dont have laws in Brazil
Dont drink and drive
I am Boudica, you fucking idiot
I've heard of people paying for lawyers just to get the same results as the public defender
did you pay fines or court fees? i don't think i can get these charges dropped
How the fuck did she get it to a crashable speed?