I just discovered i can suck my own cock

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by SuperSpecialSuperStar, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    this post would of made more sense if I posted it in SMYD (which isn't even called that anymore) but there you go...

    Anyway, I manage to get down to my head pretty easy and if I just try a little harder I manage to fit about half of it in my mouth

    pretty cool being able to do it
     
  2. Nouble Digger

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    bad artist, pls commission
    Did you like it?
     
  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    yes. i'd be pretty comfortable blowing somebody unless they had a gross dick/they were black
     
  4. scumhook

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    Have you been doing yoga?

    Given what I've heard about your penis size, you must be quite flexible to bend down that far.

    Congratulations.
     
  5. Akillyz

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    Congratulations :sarcasticclap:
     
  6. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Uh, I've been doing some push-ups recently, does that count?
     
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    No it does not.
     
  8. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Oh.

    I guess I must have a really big penis then!
    *smirks*
     
  9. jack

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    HOW about you suck my dick and shut the fuck up?
     
  10. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I'm not a princess. I just act like one.
     
  11. jack

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    Just shut the fuck up and ware this pink dress and suck my dick.
     
  12. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Maybe if you were younger and more attractive I would.
     
  13. Fumo161

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    But I thought you were a girl.
     
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    Why are you people even responding to this uninteresting faggot?! Why do you people care if he can suck his cock?!
     
  15. Fumo161

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    You now better than to ask that.
     
  16. jack

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    Who said you had a choice? THIS IS A FUCKING RAPE ASSHOLE IM TAKING IT BECAUSE IM A FUCKING MAN AND I DESERVE PUSSY AND ASS AFTER A LONG DAYS WORK. now Turn around shut the fuck up and bite the pillow.
     
  17. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    The mystery continues.

    KOOL :)

    Are you bored masquerading with your sockpuppet Cw94?
     
  18. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    So you're saying you can give me a blowjob?

    Of course I'll let you.
     
  19. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Depends what you look like. Pics please.
     
  20. rst8

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    thats so cool
     
  21. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Yet another point to the postcount.
     
  22. rst8

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    no im being serious
     
  23. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    At least make your sentence more than 3 words.
     
  24. rst8

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    why
     
  25. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    [​IMG]
     
  26. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Sigh.

    I hate it when I'm forced to come into contact with another shitposter.
     
  27. rst8

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    no bro you were doing good keep going
     
  28. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    The shitposter is the shitposters natural enemy my friend.
     
  29. Immortal_Cake

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    You're 14(apparently), skinny, and can perform autofellatio...

    I don't need a younger version of myself.

    I'm actually glad I'm overweight, now.
     
  30. Rape Train

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    Big deal. Everyone on EDF can suck their own cocks. You're not special.