I just ate a whole lot of McDonald's.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm "preparing for glory" with my toilet bowl.
     
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    Oh dear :eek:
     
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    Yeah, while it induces diarrhoea in most people, it first induces constipation in me and then diarrhoea.
     
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    I see, but then why are you doing that to your body? do you hate yourself or are you masochist?
     
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    Hahaha. You jelly?
     
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    On the contrary :3
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    You ever play Metal Gear Solid by any chance?
     
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    Nope but I have see my cousin playing it, is a pretty cool game.
     
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    Yep, diarrhoea. Right on schedule. Oh McDonald's, you so predictable.
     
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    Taco trucks do that to me. I buy something from them, usually a burrito or a torta, and an hour later, I'm shitting liquid.
     
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    Does anyone else get really really sick after drinking a Mcdonalds milkshake?
    i assume it has something to do with the unregulated levels of cement and horse blood.
     
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    No, I love their milkshakes, and have never gotten sick from them. But the Shamrock Shake brings all the tards to my yard... :trollface:
     
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    Gross, McDonalds. You're gonna become fat like an American if you keep eating that shit, The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
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    awwwwh shit. you went there.
     
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    It had to be said.
     
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    well, if you didn't say it someone with far less tact would have.
     
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    I'm not feeling too good. :( I think there's something wrong with the McDonald's I ate. Uh.
     
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    I only get a little heartburn after McDonald's food, I'm pretty sure your regional McEmployees don't wash their hands after wiping their asses or just shit in your food.
     
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    that "something wrong" was that you ate from mcdonalds, did you make sure you pulled out the used condom before you ate the burger?
     
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    This is pretty ironic for somebody who seems to hate every aspect of america, if you ask me. Bravo, The Member Formerly Known As Baya, you just keep shoveling those big macs down that gaping chasm you call a mouth.
     
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    Yeah, after having that horrible feeling in my torso for over twenty hours I'm probably not going to eat McDonald's again. Also, McDonald's has little to do with American culture insofar as America doesn't have any culture.
     
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    You need to eat more, one day you'll be immune.
    Or dead.
     
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    Fuck polio. We need vaccines against McDonald's.
     
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    mcdonalds is sooo good
    but after i eat it i cant literally feel the fat congealing on my body
    the only time i can eat it is when i am drunk

    fat mcdus.

    what i feel like after eating fast food
     
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    sooo... all the time ?
     
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    I just had a "New York Hero" sandwich, a 32-ounce Monster energy drink and half a pint of macaroni salad from the Wal-Mart deli, and I feel fine...

    @oddguy, your sig pic gives me a headache.
     
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    Last time I had McDonald's I was stuck in Frankfurt Int. Airport. It was one of the worst things I've ever tasted. Strange how much I loved the stuff when I was a kid.