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  1. dick satchel

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    Ediot

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    i was hopeing to find a family forum where i can talk about jesus and wholesome family content
     
  2. Andria Kilgore

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    Girlvinyl

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    It's a wonderful place for those things. If you are Jewish, you may as well leave or ask an admin to ban you, since we hate hooknoses here.
     
  3. dick satchel

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    Ediot

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    my nose is fine and i hate jews
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    But just like a Jew with an erection if you walk into a wall you break your nose.
     
  5. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    jews guna get verbally burned, here on edf, motha fucka
     
  6. dick satchel

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    Ediot

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    in this case it is a good thing because bitches love me when i 69 p.s im not a dirty kike
     
  7. oddguy

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    I'm looking at this thread,and all i'm seeing is:

    "We all secretly want to suck off oddguy."
     
  8. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    bitches love pony swag not your penis nose
    you ain't got no bitches. just two hands.
    I bet your freinds call you the pump chump.
    this sounds great when you sing it like ceelo green babay
     
  9. dick satchel

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    Ediot

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    i all so have two penises and some more in my satchel of dicks wonders
     
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    Knows where you sleep

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    Hello, here's your welcome bunny.

     
  11. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    good for you,
    i'm sure there at least a few people with a multiple dick fetish
     
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    SIRCHEETOFOMTDEW. saef. SIRCHEETOFOMTDEW.
     
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    Wecome to EDF2.
     
  14. dick satchel

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    Ediot

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    thats some softcore gore you got their
     
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    I don't, I have an EDF crush on Khana, I would love to meet her IRL, have some good times and sex together while she's in the US legally on a tourist visa, shack it up together and get her a green card.
     
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    > implying oddguy has friends.
     
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    I didn't ask.

    It's true;I don't.
     
  18. ChristianWarrior94

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    Emissary of Christ

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    Are you Christian?
     
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    I was hoping to find a poster who could spell and capitalise.

    Looks like we're both shit out of luck.

    Fuck off and die.

    Welcome to EDF2, you miserable worthless lump of dog shit.

    I didn't think it was a secret.
     
  20. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    hes a jew and jews,
    like rats,
    are know to swarm together and invade your homes while using the filthy sewers as their secret base
     
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    Follow me and I'll show you EDF's daycare facilities. Our most trusted of users, EmilyPlays, is in charge of said facilities.
     
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    Sweet! Can I sign up both my kids immediately.
     
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  24. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    No black people right?
     
  25. Fatal Orgasm

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    I like you already
     
  26. Fumo161

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    I activate my counter trap card to negate your own trap card!

     
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    Hey Fumo, how was your trip to Equestria?
     
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    Ediot

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    Yup im christian protestant.
     
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    I'm sure @Fumo161 had a magical time trying to fuck ponies.

    Also, newfag, you're ugly and shitty blah blah.... Actually you don't seem too much of a faggot. And I like your avatar. Don't be like pony-loving Fumo and you'll be all right. Welcome to EDF2.
     
  30. Fumo161

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    Told you guys already, I hate My Little Pony.
    I know you're not completely retarded so I'm sure you can understand that much.