I haz a forum introduction

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by LaptopNinja, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. LaptopNinja

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    Hey guys, I see I've already been "welcomed" on my profile page. :p

    Anyway, I'm a former reader/contributor to the original ED site (ninjachan). I haven't been on ED since shortly after the new site went up but it's nice to see now that most of the original stuff was preserved and ED looks to be back to it's former glory.

    I didn't even realize ED had forums now, holy shit. And just yesterday I was like...man...forums...I need to get me some. SomethingAwful? Fuck that. Guess I'll just an hero on 4chan...but then...I found this! So...I guess I'll stick around a bit.

    I don't know if user avatars are randomly assigned or not but I took one look at mine and...fucking perfect.

    If I can rant for a minute here, it would be how Ben Huh took EVERY SINGLE FUCKING picture on the internet and slapped an "ihazcheezburger.com" watermark on it. Fuck watermarks. I've had it happen to some of my own original creations as well. Not stuff I really gave much of a crap about but, it's the principle of the thing. And now it's 9GAG slapping their shitty website on everything they can too.

    P.S. Fuck Ebaums too.
     
  2. CallMeMaggot

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    I don't know even where to start...

    wow
     
  3. LaptopNinja

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    Yep...I've been told I have that effect on people.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    @LaptopNinja Have you met the Italian Blow Job AKA Ronny? I think you two will get along just fine.
     
  5. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    TL;dr fuck off
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  6. Bottom Feeder

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    1354378780751.
     
  7. Semjaaza

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  8. Harpoons

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    Yeah, don't do that. I'm sure you think everyone is being 'omg so random lol' when they tell you you're a cunt. I'm sure you think that it'll stop eventually and when people tell you that you're a stupid, faggoty little waste of space they're really welcoming you with open arms. I mean, why wouldn't they, you 'contributed to the former ED site', right? Here's the thing - nobody gives a fuck about you. Nobody cares about any of the gay little pictures you made. Nobody cares that you're alive.
    All of your observations are completely worthless, in fact if I didn't suspect otherwise I'd say you were one of the other forum members with a sock account designed to be the most nauseating twat possible. Go take a bath with the toaster, you unoriginal, unfunny, aspergic faggot.
     
  9. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Yeah, there is pretty much nothing more that anyone else can add.
    @LaptopNinja read this, then kill yourself.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    Fixed.
     
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  11. Azrael

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    They're the same thing, really.

    OP, film killing yourself with a toaster bath and have your mother post it online for us.
     
  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    Also, have her mail her tears to us so that we may use them as a substitute for lube.
     
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  13. Azrael

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    Like anyone would mourn the loss of OP. Pfft.
     
  14. Ronny

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    i mean... seriously? what about tl;dr?

    1356809713893.

    1357584928472.

    1358192517118.
     
  15. LaptopNinja

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    I knew by the cheezburger faggotry topic title that OP would be a person of no redeeming qualities.
    Sadly, OP did not disappoint.
     
  17. minty

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    OMG WERE SO HAPY UR HEAR N SHIT THX U SO MUCH 4 SINGING UP 4 DA FORM I LUV U PLZ HAV MAI BABEES
    gosh.
     
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  19. lulzbomb

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    Should have gone with the anhero idea.