I have found God.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by TheDukeOfCrowns, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Let us pray.
     
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    Nice.

    My only concern is OH&S related - he's got a cape swirling around near the flaming sword. Is the cape made of a fire-retardant material? Does he have approved undergarments?
     
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    Doesn't really matter anymore. He's been a tomato ever since Jesus beat him to near death with the power of four Satans.
     
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    mmm, i luv your gif
     
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    Well that's a bummer.

    heh heh - motorboat noises are optional, but highly recommended.
     
  6. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Imagination equals awesome.
     
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    There is only one God

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    I love your God's nails. You just haaaave to give me the name of your nail girl. I bet she's Korean.
     
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    All hail Malal.

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    My god could kick your gods ass if it wasn't for his heart condition.
     
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    Since I'm full of Anarchy and shit, I could just pull the plug on his life support. A damn brown-out could kill your king.
     
  12. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Then he'd just reincarnate fag. And come back to life with equal power and shit. Or so the theory goes.

    But he still has enough psykik might to obliterate the nearest anarchist around.
     
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    Fun fact: Apparently he exists in our time, among us. RIGHT NOW.
     
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