I have finally compiled a list of people who should be killed immediately with extreme prejudice.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    What have they liked?
     
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    csmcb<xaya rae1
     
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    they all liked.... . . .. . .....
    The Member Formerly Known As Baya xDDDDDD

    #haha burn u #so roasted
     
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    If you or anybody you know liked that page then you have to tell me now.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Kill them for this? You better give me more reasons op..
     
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    Her sweater is asking The Member Formerly Known As Baya "umadbro?" and he is.
     
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    IS this what you are talking about The Member Formerly Known As Baya? I liked the post, and then asked if he gets anal at two million likes.

    On a side note, I tried to friend all those people, but FB would only let me send requests to the first 15. Buncha haters.
     
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    There's no way that ugly, peanut headed little cunt is going to put out, the only reason she told that guy that she'd fuck him if he managed to get a million likes is because she thought there was absolutely no way he'd ever be able to get a million likes. Now she'll either have to renege and look like a treacherous whore in front of a million people, or fuck someone she finds utterly unappealing and still look like a whore in front of a million people. Seems like just punishment for being a cocktease.
     
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    I don't fucking get it.
     
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    ...Petter Kverneng of Norway had a better idea.

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    Rather than simply starting a Kick Starter to buy an hour with a prostitute, Petter decided to crowd source sex with his high school crush on social media. Wednesday, the 20-year-old posted the photo on his Facebook, urging users to help him finally break free of the friend zone with the 19-year-old Catherine with the caption “Please, help me get laid!”

    Less than 24 hours since the posting of image, Petter can’t believe the overwhelming response he’s received.
    “It was meant as a joke for our group of friends. I had guessed that we’d got a hundred ‘likes’ but now, we have half a million.”
    As of the publishing of this piece the photo had received well over 1 million likes and doesn’t show any signs of slowing down anytime soon.

    It remains to be seen how this story will end. Will Catherine hold true to her word, or will her father forcible rip Petter’s Peter off before he gets a chance to claim his social media winnings?

    With the support of the entire Internet, including the creepy uncle that is the 4chan’s /b/imageboard, we say it’s time to up the ante and start bargaining with bigger chips.

    -2 million for a Houdini
    -2.5 million for a Donkey Punch
    -3 million for anal
    -4 million his mom gets to watch
    -4.5 million for a Cleveland steamer
    -10 million for the most depraved sexual act defined on Urban Dictionary


    Sauce
     
  14. CallMeMaggot

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    <----Also, tnx for my new av, The Member Formerly Known As Baya
     
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