I have an interesting proposition for humanity.

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  1. Helix

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    My friend and I have been discussing an interesting idea to solve the planet's rampant over-population problem. Obviously, killing most of the population would be the most efficient and beneficial for our soil, but a bunch of tree-hugging hippies would probably get in the way of such a venture. So, the "humane" alternative would be this: Come up with a strict genetic criteria, encompassing about 25% of humanity as a whole. These people will be allowed to have children as much as they please, and everybody else is simply sterilized at birth. Everybody gets to live and fuck like bunnies, and the strain on our poor planet is gone. The way I see it, it's a win-win for everybody. Abortions are no longer necessary, so christians can stop whining about that, teenagers can still screw around (which the will, anyways), etc. etc. The only people who lose are the whiners that want to experience the "joy of raising a child", or "continue their family name" or some shit, but they should be shot on sight anyways. Thoughts? agree, disagree? discuss.
     
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    Can we just sterilize everyone from this point forward? Regardless of if we come back in another life, this world is going to shit because of the people in it.
     
  3. Helix

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    Go tout your obscure hippy spirituality somewhere else, this is a thread for intelligent people.
     
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    While I see your point and I give you props on your humanitarian position, the reality is nothing is necessary. Climate Change will kill 1 billion people in the next decade and another 2 billion in three decades. Not to mention how the depleting resources will cause civil war. Prepare for an American Civil war btw.
     
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    BUT BUT BUT
     
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    Oh yeah, I didn't think of that. Sea level is supposed to rise twenty feet in the next twenty years, and a huge chunk of earth's population lives in that level.
     
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    Question: How would the reproducing population be decided? Highest intelligence, great beauty, lots of money, or something else?
     
  8. Lloyd

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    This is hardly OC.
     
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    The rising sea level is not what will kill people, it is the shifting climate regions and weather patterns. Places are getting drier and places are depleting their water aquifers by having too many people.
     
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    I have some ideas but I'll keep them to myself.
     
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    are you...feeling okay, The Member Formerly Known As Baya?
     
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    also this, the man's a genius.
     
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    George Carlin's logic is flawless. Do you remember his tangent on people in traffic accidents?
     
  14. Helix

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    Haven't seen it. Link?
     
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    please, read somethingh which it isn't algorelike BS

    btw, eugenics don't work, it depletes de diversity of the gene pool--->crippling future
     
  17. Helix

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    It was a documentary, dunno how legit it was. I'm not standing by that piece of information, I'm only saying that's what I heard.
     
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    k :)

    fyi, it was crap imo
     
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    If you say so, I can't refute that at this time, and I'm too busy to look it up.
     
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    I' agree but only if atracctive/hung, wealthy ppl get to reproduce, that way no moar fuckin ugly jews or poor niggers, we save the earth AND WE CLEAN IT, in 1 go Xp


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    Eugenics only works if we allow the "best of every" race to breed, which was half of the eugenic proponents ideas. Many of them were not racially motivated, just genetically motivated.
     
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    but we don't understand complex iterating systems, and genetics is surely one of those...Idk if well-done eugenics is viable at long-term, not sure at all
     
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    We could always just make a spaceship and move to the moon if Earth gets too crowded.
     
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    Nope, celebrities bought property up there. Lawsuits are comin' your way.
     
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    Fuck the police. I'll land my spaceship on one of their houses.
     
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    I stopped reading.
     
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    The hippies would still find a way to complain.
     
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    Like, it's not natural, man.
     
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    >implying humanity has a future
    >implying greentext works outside of /b/