I have an admission to make

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by zaiger, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. zaiger

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    I am really moot, I always have been. Zaiger was a persona I made up to keep 4chan and ED separate, but it's difficult to keep up with. So I am retiring "zaiger" and using moot for all of my online activities from now on. I hope you guys understand.
     
  2. oddguy

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  3. Lucky

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    inb4 someone says "I knew it"
     
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  6. zaiger

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    Yes I thought it was the right thing to do.
    I know, I probably haven't done a very good job at keeping my secret. It was getting too burdensome to deal with 2 personas. Especially since the "real" zaiger (The guy from Boston who's identity I have been using) found out. He is a pastor in his church and apparently I ruined his reputation, I feel so bad.
    Why is that? You don't think I'm handsome?
     
  7. m450n_yuno

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    Thank God. Zaiger was too gay for edf.
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    Post dix pix or gtfo!
     
  9. zaiger

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    We are going to be merging EDF2 with 4chan very soon. All of the threads will be converted to 4chan imageboard format and put into a board called /forums/

    Isn't that exciting?!?!
     
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    No, it fucking isn't exciting.
     
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    Can I have mod status so I can pretend I am important on the internet please?
     
  12. Tai Le Ree

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    Moot I have a suggestion.
    Troll /b/ by removing it.
     
  13. zaiger

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    No, sorry. But you can apply for Janitor as long as you don't tell anyone!
     
  14. CallMeMaggot

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    I think you need somehand.

    almost
     
  15. Negi Springfield

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    That's awesome in an unironic, not joking, not being funny way.
     
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    So who was posing for all those pictures of "zaiger", eh @moot ?

    At the very least I'm glad I can finally tell random drop ins and trolls that yes, indeed, ed is associated with 4chan, yes we are a center for raids, and yes, we can teach you how to DDOS
     
  17. Negi Springfield

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    <3

    I want to rape your babbies.
     
  18. zaiger

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    Like I said, I was using the persona of random person I found on MySpace 5 years ago (That's where all the pictures came from). He turned out to be a pastor for a small church in Massachusetts. His parishioners found ED and informed him and he contacted me. That is one of the reasons I am coming clean, another being the ED-4chan merge.
     
  19. Regi

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    you are faker than zaiger penis
     
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    wormhole just created
     
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    Why did that pastor love Justin Bieber and gothicness so much, eh Zaig- I mean, @moot ?
     
  22. jack

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    has anybody told you you have a pretty mouth?
     
  23. m450n_yuno

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    This thread is not gay at all.
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  24. zaiger

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    Are you really surprised that a catholic person likes young boys?
    I always wear my hat when doing porn. You have a problem with that? I will go all Snacks on your ass.
     
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    You think I'm stupid? I know you're just Randy Travis' clone.
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  27. Fumo161

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    So you wish to be a little girl.
    Fine, your wish shall be granted.
    But it will have dire consequences.

    PEWF!

    It is done. You are now a little girl.
    I shall take my leave now.
     
  28. Stephen

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    Are you going to tell 4chan that you were also zaiger, admin of ED?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    What's up man! Hey yo what's up!
    Yeah what's goin' on here.
    Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here.
    You know what I'm sayin'?
    Yo Snow, they came around here lookin' for you the other day.
    Word? Word! Bust it!

    CHORUS

    Informer, ya' no say dadda me Snow me I'll go blame,
    A licky Boom Boom Down.
    Detective mon a says a did a me Snow me stab somewhere down the lane,
    A licky Boom Boom Down.
    Informer, ya' no say dadda me Snow me I'll go blame,
    A licky Boom Boom Down.
    Detective mon a says a did a me Snow me stab somewhere down the lane,
    A licky Boom Boom Down.


    Police a comin for me now dey blow down me door,
    Breakin' de bar troo, troo my window,
    So dey put me in de back de car at de station,
    From that point on me reach my destination,
    Where the destination reachin, outta east detention, where the
    Looked down me pants, look up me bottom, so


    CHORUS


    Bigger dem are they think dem have more power,
    Dep on de phone me say dat one hour,
    Me for want to use a once an' now me call me lover,
    Lover who me callin an' a one Tammy,
    An' me love er' in my heart down to my belly,
    Yes a Daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly,
    As the one MC Shan an' a one Dadda Snow,
    Together we-a love'em is a Tor-Na-Do, so


    CHORUS


    Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
    Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
    When me rockin' the microphone me rock on steady,
    Yes a Daddy me Snow me are de article dan.
    But in a in an' a out de dance em
    Aye say where you come from a,
    People em say ya come from Jamaica,
    But me born an' raised in the ghetto that I want yas to know,
    Pure black people mon is all I mon know.
    Yeah me shoes a an tear up an' now me toes is a show a
    Where me a born in are de one Toronto, so


    CHORUS


    Come with a nice young lady.
    Intelligent, Yes she gentle-ly are-ee.
    Everywhere me go, me never lef her at all-ee.
    It's a Daddy Snow me are de rum dance man a
    Rom-ancin' a dancin' in a in a nation-a.
    You never know say Daddy me Snow me are de Boom Shakata.
    Me never lay-a down flat in dat one cardboard box a
    This a Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at de top, so...


    CHORUS


    Why worry? Why worry? Em worry Em worry.

    Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl,
    Police knock my door,
    Lick up my pal,
    Rough me up an' I can't do a thing
    Pick up my line, when my telephone ring.
    Take me to the station,
    Black up my hands.
    Trail me down, 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman,
    What I'm gonna do,
    I'm backed an' I'm trapped,
    Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap.
    They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer,
    But Shan won't turn Informer!


    CHORUS
    Deedley dum Deedley Deedley Dum Dem Worry
    Em worry Em worry Em worry.
     
  30. zaiger

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    I hadn't thought about that, I just figured that all of ED and 4chan's users were the same people.