I have a sudden craving for some poetry

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    Roses are red
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    post poems on this thread
    or shoot yourself in the neck.
     
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    haiku are my thing
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    I can count and unlike you know what a syllables is.
    And I don't spend my weekends swiming in jizz.
    maybe typing would be easy and your writers block
    would end if both your hands did not hold a cock.
     
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    Okay, enough of this tom-foolery for now.

    You know what's really depressing? To find some really nice poetry and find out it isn't by someone famous and legendary and dead.

    I give you Lang Leav

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    She's alive, she has one book and she's just some cunt that gets reposted over and over on tumblr.
    But damn is she good. Look at this shit.
     
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    A true pinnacle of the poetry of gansta rap.