I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR ATHEISTS

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  1. Anone

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    How did the moon get there?
    BAWWWWW PWNT
     
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    Well um the moon was part of the old earth but then a huge meteor crashed with the earth and then the earth was divide in two part: a satellite that is the moon and the new earth.
     
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    pffft. Dinosaurs.
     
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    Everyone knows that the moon was intelligently designed. Scientists haven't reached the moon to disprove it yet.
     
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    MAYBE THE MOON IS GOD

    now i'm not agnostic anymore
     
  7. Anone

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    THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT. Why can't I have faith? Why can't I have freedom? Why do people hate America?
     
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    Because America is very easy to hate due to the sheer amount of stupidity and loud stupid people
     
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    That would be true...
    But America invented the Internet.
     
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    America hater! If you hate America's freedom so much, go to Iran!
     
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    Give me proof that there actually is a fucking moon?@@?@?@?@??@@?

    That's right you have none! Everyone knows that giant rock out there is just a unpowdered sun
     
  12. Anone

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    i dun stand what u be sayin, r u 1 of dem ape sayers? ya'll bunch of godless pinheaded loons i say. god bless amurrica, the land of the free, the land of the brave. god bless it.
     
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    This.
     
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    God invented the internet.
     
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    BUT I'M IN ENGLAND WHAT IS THE PROBLEM

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    The moon invented the internet and God made the moon and the unpowdered Sun made God who at the same time made the big bang and thus the moon
    And then everybody did the dinosaur literally.

    U guise r my bible
     
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    The moon was created when a piece of rock, the size of Mars, side swiped Earth, when it was still forming; that is also how the Pacific Ocean was made.
     
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    Okay, how did the piece of rock get there? Why did it get there? How does gravity became the way it is? There are just somethings you atheists can't prove. Just like I can't prove God.
     
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    Scientists use theories and hypothesis, not facts, to try to understand how everything was created; there's no hard evidence involved, to prove anything; there's no need. It's all a guess, unlike Christians, who basically say that a book(that could be a well thought out fictional book, based on possible real events, but makes several explicit changes to it) tells you everything about how the universe was created; Christians don't believe in guessing.

    This is a theory of how the solar system was formed...
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    There is no way we can prove it happened, so it's all a well, thought up guess; unlike Christians, who can not prove that there is a God and, yet, are too stubborn to create a hypothesis about there being a God.

    There are many theories and hypothesis about the moon was created, my favorite one being the Giant Impact Hypothesis...
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    You'll just have to research(i.e. gravity) about this to understand it. For example, how are we breathing? I can't tell you, at the top of my head, but it all has to do with your brain, lungs, mouth/nose, diaphragm, oxygen, carbon dioxide, and other things. Don't believe me? Close you mouth and nostrils and don't inhale and see if you lose consciousness(your brain starts losing oxygen, which your blood is trying to transport); unless you block your mouth and nose with duct tape, or something(or cut a hole in your larynx), you'll start breathing, again, if not, you'll die from suffocation.

    TL;DR Theories and hypothesis.
     
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    Cool I love the Pacific Ocean.
     
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    I always thought that oceans got on Earth because a comet impacted (and comets have ice on them, I think, hence the light behind them) and due to the Earth's distance from the sun it was warm enough to melt the ice (perhaps not on the north/south poles? ) but not cause it to evaporate as it would on Mars or something.

    But I don't know shit about this stuff so I'm just assuming that's how water happened.
     
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    Sol and Earth had a wild sex party.
     
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    I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR THE CREATOR OF THIS THREAD
    did your mother drink a lot when she was pregnant with you?
     
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    That's the only thing scientists use for FUCKING ANYTHING. Smash this, smash that. They get away with wasting billions of euros (equivalent of $9 billion for the LHC) for the sole purpose of smashing particles together in hopes of creating a black hole! Yet you morons still suck their Jewish dicks and tell them how amazing they are.

    Moronic atheist scum.
     
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    Comets might have played a role, there. I think it also had to do with oxygen developing, in the atmosphere and the greenhouse effect.