I have a problem.

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by oddguy, Jun 16, 2013.

  1. oddguy

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    It is time for me to come clean... I have a drinking problem.

    I drink all day. It starts in the morning and continues all day. I often find myself sneaking off and drinking at work. No matter how much I drink it's never enough. I tried to stop but when I don't drink my mouth feels dry and my head begins to hurt. I have not been able to last longer than a few days before I start feeling like I have to drink something or I will die. What should I do? How do I get over my addiction to water? (Is there anyone who did not see that coming?)
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    Stop Jewing Humanity's water supply.
     
  3. Thatdamnnigger

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    I dealt with my mother's alcoholism by dealing with her alcohol everytime. She would eventually get mad as she wouldn't have her alcohol and started to do suicidal shit with knifes and shit. So after that I would call an ambulance, she would spend one or two weeks in a nutbarn and, after doing this some times, she somehow stopped drinking.


    As far as I'm concerned tho, I hope you get cancer and die. That'd be one less jew.
     
  4. oddguy

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    No one cares.
    Don't make my joke thread depressing you crack baby.
     
  5. Thatdamnnigger

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    That's the only sentence that matters you cunt.
     
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    My floor is littered with empty beer cans and you can go fuck yourself.
     
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  8. CallMeMaggot

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    Try aversion therapy, u just need a big amount of water for it to work

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