If and when I reach forty I'm going to try to replace every organ inside my body, aside from my brain, with the organs of people slightly younger than twenty. Hopefully that'll extend my life by a few more years and allow me to fulfil my true potential. I might even extend this to replacing certain parts of my limbs which are aggravating me.
... but you'd have to take a ton of drugs so your body doesn't reject them... you're better off with your own ones. just take good care of your self & go to the dr once in awhile... and don't eat a lot of crap. you should be good for years to come.
Just lay a bear trap with a large collection of gay pornography, he/she will make a dash for it no matter how far he/she is from the trap. He/she might even swim an entire ocean!
He/she probably has never had the brain cells to know you can obtain es on the internet or something.
I could give it a try I suppose, but to be honest confrontational isn't really my thing. I prefer to spend about 10 minutes politely pointing out the obvious flaws in other people's ideas in the vague hope that they might take my feedback on board.
Why settle for human or biological organs that are prone to decay and failure that your fleshy body might reject, when there will be plenty of great and space-aged cybernetic body parts to stick in your own. The world of cyborgs is already here, but when you are 40, it will be a full-fledged industry and you'll be able to plunge yourself into the deepest abyss of the ocean or hurl yourself into the outer reaches of space, death free.
I bet you wanted that before and after Bubba rode your ass. While that style might convince people like me, it won't convince idiots of your calibre. So please try to be more confrontational and less verbose. Remember to use all caps, too. True enough. Perhaps I'll even be able to transfer my consciousness into digital form. Nah, that's just a pipe-dream. Pfffft, women. Am I right, fellas?
When you're 40, there will be the technology to install iron clamp-jaws into women's vags, and from there, an entire industry of slave women will be rented to rich men to mow their lawns by squatting as if to piss over blades of grass, chomping at it with their metal vag jaws.
The first time you said that it was a little bit funny, but I really shouldn't be suprised that you managed to ruin it without even trying.