I have a dilema...

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  1. Fumo161

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    I keep having a dream where I am being forcefully raped by tentacles.

    I'm not gay and don't really have a hard on for squids.

    What the hell is happening?
     
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    You're gay, that's what it is.
     
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    It's probably because you're too stupid to spell the word "dilemma".
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    How's that a dilemma?
     
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    In my open post, I stated clearly that I was not gay.
    You're either illiterate, stupid, ignorant, or all three.

    I don't like predator squids in my dreams, this occurrence has caused unwanted stress for me and that is why it's a dilemma.

    Oh noes! I only put one M and it actually has two!
    I have failed you all...
    I'm sorry...
    *sniff* ...I'm... I'M SO SORRY!!... *sniffles*
    I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!
    :negative:
     
  6. scumhook

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    You are ghey, and you do have a hard on for squids.

    Your pathetic denials only serve to prove your foul perverted desires.

    Next time you're at the pub, and you're looking at the salt & pepper squid - get something else you fucking sicko.
     
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    Is there a way to just... not dream? Can't I sleep and not have these images in my head?
     
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    No.

    You're fucked.

    Octopi are going to rule the world before long, and you're going to be their first beeartch.
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    Dilemma implies that you have equally non-preferable choices in this matter. What are said choices?
     
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    we need Khanzer on this thread.
     
  11. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    yeah, where did she go?

    but in regards to your dilemma, i suggest suicide.
     
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    second that.
     
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    go to the seafood section of your local mart

    shove a squid into your mouth and chew hard, while making AGGRGRGRGRAAAGH noises

    Down it with mouthwash (don't forget to pay for the squid and the mouthwash)

    Show that squid who's boss. Now you're in their nightmares.
     
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    I'm in ur bowels...

    ...stealing ur foodz
     
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    Learning the meaning of words before you use them in conversation is usually a pretty good rule of thumb.
     
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    I thought smoking weed sometimes helped to prevent dreaming. I could be wrong.
     
  17. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    You should stop watching anime
     
  18. Harpoons

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    Drinking paint thinner works a lot better.
     
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    Agreed.

    Also, once you've taken a nice big slug of thinner, take a deep breath, and blow it out near a naked flame.

    Then log back in and tell us how it went.

    We all have your best interests at heart.

    Do it faggot.
     
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    I had a heart burn.
    A third degree heart burn.
    This painful experience will hopefully remind me of why I hate squid.
    Thank you ED.