I hate my family.

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Matt255, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. Matt255

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    Seriously. I don't like to whine, but how do you deal with being related to a bunch of arrogant judgmental white trash hypocrites and not being able to do fuck-all about it?

    At least I still have my music.

     
  2. CallMeMaggot

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    manning up the fuck?
     
  3. Fumo161

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    Just deal with it. :gaben:
     
  4. Matt255

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    I've tried to kill my sister's boyfriend twice to show that I'm not a pussy, and almost lost the use of my left eye one of those times. I don't know much more I can man up.
     
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    Kill them all and blame it on violent video games.

    Less white trash on the planet, a-OK.
     
  6. Matt255

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    I'm thinking more along the lines of making them into actual decent human beings. I mean, I tell these people to shut the fuck up so much that the act has lost all meaning.
     
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  8. Solution

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    Fire is the only thing that cleans white trash.
    Take this advice.
    STFU, GTFO SRSLY, can't you see he is in need of help, but fuck noooo it's gotta be about fumo.
    I'd deal with the family first the off the relations.

    Solid advice, blame jesus though.
     
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    You could burn them. Burn them when they're asleep. Later you can say someone from the Bible told you to do it. EDIT: Solution beat me to it, great advice.
     
  10. Matt255

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    I try to not care, but I'm still endangering my life just for a sliver of respect from these asshats. Fuck if I know why.
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    Say that you realized that jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
    all of a sudden, you found yourself in love with the world
    so there was only one thing that you could do
    was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling longding dang a dong bong bing bong
    ticky ticky thought of a gun
     
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    Maybe because they support your spoiled ass?
     
  13. Matt255

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    I'm working on getting my last few credits. I just had a complicated last few years in high school. I know I'm a fuck-up and they're not horrible people, I just wish they'd treat me like a son once in a while. That's all.
     
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    Jesus Christ.

    You little emo faggot.
    No one cares about your tiny little feelings,especially not here on EDF.
     
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    Yes, most of us are sociopaths seeking the way out of this labyrinth called emotion to the ultimate destination of Oddguy's glorious ass.

    In all seriousness, did you expect us to give one iota of compassion? You would be better served by earning your education and leaving your family.
     
  16. CallMeMaggot

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    A fucked up son?

    They already do that, it seems
     
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    1.Get a job
    2.Save money
    3.Move out
     
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    You can't really change your family. Yes, they may seem horrible to you right now, but once you move out you're going to realize how much they mean to you. The only suggestion for you right now is to get a shit job that pays, bite your tongue until you can afford a place to live, then go.
     
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    FUCK YOU EAT SHIT SHuT THE FUCK UP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!

    Any way my family is completely broken up. I haven't spoken to anyone. All my aunts, and uncles are gay, and hateful. They used to send my money, and that's all. They think my dad screwed them out of money after my grandfather died so they all blame my dad for only getting 10K$, while he died with over 150K$ in the bank. I was all spread evenly, but everyone still thinks my dad is a jew. I ginore them, and go my own way. I personally cant even stand my own dad. He treats my like as if im fucking retarded.

    I got my own job. I afford rent, woman, all the food I want. Plus internet luxuries.

    My family is dead to me.
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    It sounds like you are also judgemental, hypocritical white trash.

    Ignore Sol, he's an idiot. What you should do is kill a bunch of people then say that censorship inspired you. Make sure your targets are victims of censorship themselves.
     
  22. Solution

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    Hello CPT. O, he said his family is white trash so therefore it stands to reason that he is socially and genetically predisposed to white trashiness.


    Oh, here we F'n go, more anti-American vomit straight from the bowels of comrade The Member Formerly Known As Baya, the gay basement dwellers J. Stalin. So, "America invented censorship now, America kills babies, America is making the world fat, America is full of hot chicks that wont sleep with me, Blah, Blah, Blah", it was cute at first, the way you project your shit life and the dejection it brings on the good ole' USofA, Fuck is it damn old now. Learn to hate something else you narrow minded Fuck.

    Good idea blaming that shit on censorship though, really great call:D
     
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    Kill them
    then yourself
     
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    twice? amateur. just stuck a knife in his gullet while he's asleep.
    Or there's always 'Moscow's assasination solution NO.4' which is cut his throat from behind while he's shagging your sister. he'll never expect it and you'll traumatise you sis to boot. for extra points shout "HEEEEEEEEERESSSSSSS MATTY!!!" as you do the deed.
     
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    Do what I did: Become successful and move faaaaaar, far away.
     
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    i wish.

    we still have that santa. its so fucking creepy. not as creepy as that reindeer though. that thing is evil dead laughing at you in a descent of madness creepy.
     
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    if you don't like your parents then just get some new ones.

    it's easy, all you have to do is to kill one of your parents, frame the other one and get sent to child custody services, who knows, with some luck you might even get sent to hawaii.

    the best way to go about it would be to seduce your dad and get him to murder your mom and rape any other siblings you may have in the household, then sodomize the family pet just to fuck around with the five o. When the cops come, blame it all on your dad and voila, you got a free ticket to a new family.
     
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    The one with the lazy eye?