I had a weird dream about MLP.

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  1. Explodingpiglets

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    This is embarrassing, but I had a dream about MLP and I don't even watch the show. I don't know the names of the ponies, but the one with the rainbow hair was in my room, laying on my bed. She wasn't a kid, but an adult. And she had big breasts, like a woman, not a pony. Anyway, her mane was longer and more colorful.

    Her slender blue body was sprawled spread eagle in front of me, her mane spread across my pillows beautifully. She batted her feminine eyes at me almost seductively, as if beckoning me to mount on top of her. It was disturbing and yet arousing at the same time. I climbed on top of her and I bent down to kiss her muzzle. I slid my arm around her head and stroked her mane.

    I took off my pants and I rubbed myself against her. She whinnied softly in my ear as I stroked her...with my....
    I felt her wrap her legs around my waist and then I was in her. I could actually feel her tight lips slide down my shaft and pulse around it. It was amazing!

    I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I hadn't felt like this since second grade! Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. I bent down to suckle on her tits, they tasted like candy. She shouted "OOO GIVE ME MORE!" in a very girly voice. She, Rainbow Dash (I think that's her name) was a real whore. She begged me to mount her again and again and again. And I did mount her, I -blam!- her brains out! Finally, she whinnied at the top of her lungs, and her pussy squirmed and spilled all over my crotch. This was incredibly hot, so I lost control of myself. I had a ridiculously huge orgasm, and I came right into her equine depths.

    But then my door slammed open and the dragon came in with a raging hard-on. And before I could do anything, he started fucking me in the ass!!! WTF?!? I could actually feel his dragon dick thrust into my ass! It hurt like hell!

    Anyway, that is when I woke up screaming. I was weirded out. I still am. What the hell is wrong with me? Is this normal?!?

    Needless to say, I am now a brony.
     
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    why does everyone fuck the horses
     
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    Wonderful story.
    Though it doesn't top the one I read where Twilight Sparkle turned her and Rainbow Dash into human women, but for some reason Rainbow Dash had a dick (the author kept calling it a schlong; WTF) and they had sex in many different, disturbing ways. That just creeped me out.
     
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