I had a really weird dream last night

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    I was in a 4 some with the female cast of Friends.
    I was fingering the shit out of Jennifer Anniston while Lisa Kudrow ate me out and Megan Cox was sitting on my face.

    I woke up so confused.

    what was the last dream you remember having ?
     
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    That wasn't a dream.
     
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    lolwhat? I'm glad I've never had any gay male dreams. That should would be weiiiird
     
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    thats alright, i think about george forman grilling your ass
     
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    Don't remember the last dream I had, but I can now tell you what I'll be dreaming about tonight... :preston:
     
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    I wouldn't even consider george foreman an attractive man.
     
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    are you sure ?
    it was his birthday yesterday
    he's only getting blacker by the second
    i know you're into that
     
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    Suuure. Stop trying to cover up your own nascent lesbianism.
     
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    I had a dream, recently, that I was really mad at a friend of mine because he stole my tie and forced me to wear his shitty, black/white checkered tie.
     
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    Why are you telling us this?
     
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    What sort of a gay wanker asks that question?

    A chick with a balcony you could perform Shakespeare off shares a lesbian dream, and you ask why?

    I answer, who cares? Just tell us about all future dreams, squigee.
     
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    If only the bard had penned his prose with your silver tongue, oddo my sweet.

    Maybe then I would have read his bullshit without falling asleep.
     
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    Not recently, but I have had reoccurring dreams of me dying in weird/entertaining ways.
     
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    Magen Fox is not on the cast of friends.
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    I used to have a crush on Lisa Kudrow when I was little.
     
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    Dear god...
     
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    That's pretty cool op,you and 3 hot girlfriends should dress up like the girls of "friends", and try to reenact your dream, film it and upload it for us, So we can tell you the meaning of your dream.
     
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    she meant courtney cox I'm sure.
     
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    I had a dream. A vision. A metaphor. A hungry beast, on the brink of starvation, eats a litter of pups, knowing full well that they wouldn't be enough to satisfy its hungry. The beast knew that. I could see its eyes. It killed the other animals out of spite. It used its weapons out of spite. For the beast thought there was nothing outside its territory. No possible way anything else could survive. When the beast killed the pups it truly became the last of its kind. The beast died an ignoble death and life went on without it.

    I keep having flashbacks of things yet to be. Of wars yet to be fought. Of struggles yet to be revealed. Of victories and defeats yet to be had. They're starting to consume me.
     
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    Your subconscious is telling you that you're a wanker.
     
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    I laughed hard enough to spit out a bit of my omelette.