I Had A Dream...

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    ...that I was Sasha Gray Grey Gray? Dunno, who cares.

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    Anyway, so I'm Sasha Gray, American Pornstar actress, but, like I'm not though. I have her looks and body, but I'm also, like the galaxies' most powerful telepath/telekinetic! And I can also bench press 9000 tons, fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes. Crazy, I know right?

    Anyway, I'm also a Doctor of Bio-Engineering, and I also cured Cancaids, this killer cancer-aids hybrid that was killing 6 out of 10 people everywhere, so I'm an extra-EXTRA hero to the world. So in this dream I had to stop the invasion of the moon-bat people from taking my Cancaids cure away from us, and from enslaving mankind as well.

    But then, I REALLY had to pee, so I woke up.

    The End.
     
  2. m450n_yuno

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    You seem to have skipped the part where the moon people fucked you square in the ass.
    I really can't fap to this. Please Edit.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Last time I slept I dreamt that I owned a manor and that I rented it out to Bruce Campbell who proceeded to criticize me after he stayed there awhile, we got to know each other and I asked him to be honest about how others perceive me.
     
  4. Moscow

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    TL;DR you're both fucked in the head.
     
  5. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I had a dream, then i grew up and became bitter.
    thanks for listening ya'all.