I got the oldfag trophy and still haven't introduced myself

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by SadMotherFucker, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. SadMotherFucker

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    Ediot

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    Hey guys

    My name is sadmothefucker and i like every single one of you. Being from glorious scandinavia i am tolerant of all races and religions. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much tolerant of it.
    You are all cool people who should be happy to discuss with each other. Thanks for listening.
     
  2. Khanzer

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    Beware it's a tramp!!!!
     
  3. Sublime

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    Everyone's Favorite Evil Bitch

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    No one cares.

    And your shit is not cash.
     
  4. SadMotherFucker

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    Well my shit might not be very cash, but i see you like Junji Ito.
    So do i.
    See? we're already becoming great friends!
     
  5. Khanzer

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  6. SadMotherFucker

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    Ediot

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    You're just jealous of my friendship with Sublime
     
  7. Khanzer

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    Nah, Sublime and me are the BFF.
     
  8. Sublime

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    I guess that makes you cool in my book.

    But not the BFF like me and @Khanzer.
     
  9. oddguy

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    Everyone in this thread can put my dick in their mouth.
    Jus' Sayin'
     
  10. scumhook

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    Your name is shit, and your cunty area of the world can go fuck itself.

    The only thing you've done right is keep the niggers out, and you're starting to fuck that up as well.

    Piss off and smoke some herrings, or whatever the fuck you inbred wankers do for fun.
     
  11. SadMotherFucker

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    I'm cool with that, and i don't wanna be the third wheel, so i should probably sneak out now and leave you two alone ;)
     
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    Hello, new user! Welcome to the friendly community of EDF.
    We'd love to let you into the gates of EDF, but first you must pass our initiation before posting anymore!
    Steps below:
    1.Locate the "Log out" button, don't ask me, do it yourself you dumb nigger.
    2.Press the button
    3.Completely forget you even saw this place and never come back.

    Until you do so, you will be ignored and eventually banned within 24 hours. So do it faggot
     
  13. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Whats it like living in a country that allows its fair Aryan Wimmins to be raped by disgusting pakis and North Africans?
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    I for one am quite happy that I don't have to exchange packets full of excrement for goods and services.
     
  15. SadMotherFucker

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    We ferment the herring, not smoke it. 0/10 apply yourself

    That sounds like som dandy advice, though im afraid i don't wanna miss out on making friends with people like you in this wonderful place.

    I find it awesome that so many nationalities can find common ground in our great country. I'm sorry for you that you have to live on that shitty censored island outside Indonesia,
     
  16. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Thanks bro
    *Brofist*