I fear...

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by King Kong, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. King Kong

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    ...that I am going to die sad, lonely and in a sexually compromising position with myself. How rational is my fear?
     
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    Extremely rational.
     
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    Judging by the abject failfaggotry of this thread, I'd say that fate is almost certain.

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  4. King Kong

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    All right. Now that I have had a sampling of the opinions of the natives and astutely analzying that the sampling is fair and predictive of the consensus, let me move on quickly to the whole point of this thread.

    Follow Up Questions
    How many here at EDF are likely to share my same fate?
    (Don't be a pussy faggot here. Do step up and name names if you can)

    If I were to attain my statistically determined fate, would that be an honorable way to die(relatively speaking of course) for someone from EDF?
     
  5. Harpoons

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    o boy we got trolled

    1) Start here https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/
    2) Drinking bleach on TinyChat

    ps- OP is literally a faggot
     
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    dude just shut up..stop being a loser man it aint cool or smart
     
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    if you're going to die in a memorable way, first be sure that you've got a naturally big cock, then put it in your mouth and grip it with your teeth. At this point, splash lighter fluid on your back and set it alight. Then OD on a drug that cause convulsions or some shit. When somebody you owe money to (because who else would actually want to visit you) eventually comes for your corpse, they're going to know they got stiffed by a badass: a guy so bad he tore off his own cock with his teeth while on fire. You might be a fag right now, but you can exit a man.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I can see this happening to you... :jew:
     
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    I don't have socks. I mean I do, but they're the ones you put on your feet.
     
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    What the fuck? Do you mean you sneak into my room to steal my socks? Do you wear my socks? Do you have a sock fetish with me?

    I will never sleep well again.
     
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    Enjoy dying at the tender age of thirteen, then.

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    Lolwut, I have been dead for seven years and I didnt notice. Thank you The Member Formerly Known As Baya, your wisdom is amazing.
     
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    Restless souls rarely know that they're dead.
     
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