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  1. SPQR

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    So that makes me a winner in real life.
     
  2. Negi Springfield

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    That's nice.
     
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    does this work vice versa?
     
  5. ChristianWarrior94

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    Uh no you're not even Christian buddy so I can already tell you fail at real life.
     
  6. Ty_Glitchblade

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    lmfao christianity modern christianity isnt even the real teachings of jesus christ, all modern sects are derived from the st paul church, who 1. never met jesus 2. used fear and hate to convert the romans. the last true christians died out with the ebionites which was the church the apostles created after jesus' death in greece and judea. they failed to become the dominant force in the christian movement because of they did not try to actively try to convert the gentiles and instead only amassed a few thousand jewish converts at its height
     
  7. SPQR

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    Actually I'm the best kind of christian the protestant kind.
     
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    Actually, I'm the best kind of Christfag by not being a Christfag.
    Fuck "God" and fuck "Hey-Zeus."
     
  9. SPQR

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    Im assuming so, unless you double fail in which case you should commit e suicide while simultaneously committing irl suicide.
     
  10. Negi Springfield

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    Japanese think Christianity is weird because the founder said for his followers to "eat my flesh" in order to "have life".

    Despite this, they still try to fit it in to their anime and mangas just because it's weird and foreign (read unusual) to them.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm not surprised at all that Papists and Japs get along great. NOT AT ALL.
     
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    If by Papists you mean Catholics カトリック教/聖公教会 (katorikku/seikou kyoukai for non-waps) then yes.

    It's not like in China, where the Catholic Church isn't allowed and has to have a state-sanctioned Church that appoints it's own bishops and archbishops.
     
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    You should read some of the sick shit Papists have produced over the centuries, bro. It's sick shit, and akin to what Japs have on their minds. I know that the Jesuits arrived in Japan but it's strange how it didn't take in Japan.
     
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    I have read some of the things the Catholic Church has done, more than the Inquisitions and systematic rape of women and children.

    Yeah, it's sick and appalling.
     
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    1. You imply that only people who have met Him during His short time on Earth are true Christians, failing to recognize the fact that even I've met Him and that His Word lives on.
    2. That's what the Romans told you. Don't worry, I'm going to help you all sort the bullshit so you are less sheep-ish and are aware of the REAL world around you. ;)

    No I remember embarrassing you when you attempted to mock Christianity in the previous forum.

    Well someone should stop trying to confuse them and tell them the Truth.
     
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    Why are you here, CW94? You think you're going to win brownie points by converting some of us here? If God finds out you've converted anybody (thus trigger certain obligations on his part) here he'll probably send you straight to Hell.
     
  17. ChristianWarrior94

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    Why is that?
     
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    Do you honestly believe that God favors those who give him more work to do?
     
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    No, however it is always good to help others. It's not for any higher place in Heaven, it's just because that's what the all Gracious Creator of the Universe has asked me to do!

    However you never clarified on how this would sentence me to Hell (I'm quite curious).
     
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    u jelly Torquemada get more wimmenz than you.
     
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    I don't remember that happening. I don't remember you winning at all.
     
  22. ChristianWarrior94

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    You must have a poor memory.
     
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    You must've saved them, please show me these victories.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    Tell me, does "God" speak to you often?
     
  25. ChristianWarrior94

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    Not ultimate victories, merely me proving what they say is wrong. If the old forum was up I could show you, but unfortunately I can't (so now they will say, "NO WE BEAT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA").
     
  26. ChristianWarrior94

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    Uh yeah He speaks to us all but non-Believing scum don't listen.
     
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    Well, I think I can remember you saying something about a wheel on the sea floor being evidence God exists.
     
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    Does he speak English? Can you hear him clearly as if a man were speaking to you?
     
  29. ChristianWarrior94

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    Yes a chariot wheel.
     
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    Yeah...